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The Manic Days of BigAnt, and other poems.

Day 1,906, 10:16 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Prof. J Moriarty
The Manic Days of BigAnt and other poems
A collection of Poems from the eUK Poet Laureate.
£3.14



The Manic Days of BigAnt

The Smiths once sang,
of Panic in the streets of London,
And it is obvious,
that rather than being oblivious,
BigAnt made this his dream.

When he attacked Norway,
Without fear or resignation,
When he tried to blacklist,
all his enemies,
the crowds in the street thralled,
Some congressmen bawled,
But many stalled,
and his reign continued.

The truth is,
I liked the abnormally sized Ant,
Attacking his enemies like a Zulu,
A modern reincarnation of the Dark Lord Cthulu.



The Sad Tale of SageGoku, as retold by MintAtticus

You're worthless, a petty troll,
Whose life is worth that of a mole,
I've done this, I've done that,
And you, you are just a rat.

The Sage screamed in an IRC channel,
Come up against me, and I'll soon dismantle,
All your dreams and all your hopes,
You're nothing but a group of screwed up dopes.

But his threats fell flat,
Squashed like a Gnat,
Like the reviews of Cat in the Hat,
Like a shriveled up Vampire Bat.

And MintAtticus chuckled,
and the other herbs muckled,
with poor Goku's mind,
he truly is,
without a miss,
one of a poor kind.

(Adapted from an IRC conversation I had with SageGoku)


Ode to CaptainChazBeard

Maidens wept,
tears were swept,
men crept,
off a bridge.

Children were sad,
Some went mad,
And maybe, even
Goku's dad.

For the Captain had lost,
At what cost?


With additional Wayne Kerr portrait, for free!:



VOTE FOR KEVIN THE ESO TRIVIA GOAT, PLEASE, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Hope you have enjoyed. SCANDALOUS IS ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
 

Comments

Prof. J Moriarty
Prof. J Moriarty Day 1,906, 10:18

You people don't know how hard it is to rhyme Cthulu.

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,906, 10:29

yis

Angela Williams
Angela Williams Day 1,906, 10:58

Better than Carol Ann Duffy any day

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 1,906, 11:01

Looks like Psy went to a fancy dress party as Raoul Duke...

Invalidation
Invalidation Day 1,906, 11:07

TRS are starting a charity to provide special support for cretins like Goku.
Donations to be sent to Bob Boblo, the treasurer.

CptChazbeard
CptChazbeard Day 1,906, 11:07

Wunderbar Moriarty o/ And congrats on becoming Poet Laureate!

Waynes complexion looks different. I hope he`s ok¿

Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,906, 11:18

Huea'd

Elle Roslin
Elle Roslin Day 1,906, 12:41

Voted Kevin with great aplomb

Have a love poem in ya ?

alexg737
alexg737 Day 1,906, 13:29

men crept,
off a bridge.

lol'd

Sir Humphrey Appleby
Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,906, 14:41

voted for great poetic justice

TWO Alliance
TWO Alliance Day 1,906, 15:03

TWO Approves!

Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Day 1,907, 11:32

o/

Horice (:

Sir Nick Griffin
Sir Nick Griffin Day 1,907, 12:59

Looks more like Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Niko Jones
Niko Jones Day 1,908, 02:18

v50....However one would expect the reefer in the portrait to be a great deal larger..So refreshing to see some poetry on here for a change. v+s. o7

p00kachu
p00kachu Day 1,908, 04:20

Your ability to write poetry is dreadful.

Joe Rooke
Joe Rooke Day 1,908, 04:39

I have to agree with p00kachu.

That tale about Goku is very poor.

Xanthar Zaiban
Xanthar Zaiban Day 1,908, 09:27

I lol'd

Prof. J Moriarty
Prof. J Moriarty Day 1,909, 07:30

Merci beaucoup p00kachu and Joe Rooke.

 
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