The Lords and the Evil Keers

Day 942, 01:30 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil
The Real Spamicans have watched as once
more a great evil has spead across the eUK


"What is this great evil that has spread across the eUK?
i hear you ask"

The great evil's name is the TUPCP and it's aim
to purge the Lords from the shores of the eUK

"The TUPCP is here to save the eUK from the great
peril that is the Lords and their bourgeoisie ways"

At their head is the *'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen

"I shall hunt every last one of them down for the good of the eUK!
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
and an almost fanatical devotion to Dio....
Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...
are such elements as fear, surprise...
Bugger I'll come in again."

Forced into hiding the Lords thought all was lost

"We have been forced into hiding,all is lost,who can save us?"

Lead by the 'EVIL' Keers the TUPCP hoards join the hunt

"We've got to eradicate the Lords for the good of the eUK!"

The Spamicans bravley confront the enraged hoards

"What is this Great Peril of which you speak?"

This halted the TUPCP witch hunt in it's tracks

"The 'EVIL' Keers told us we're in great peril from the Lords!
we need to be saved from them,we do don't we?"

This infuriated the 'EVIL' Keers and his henchmen

&quot😉on't listen to them for they are part of the Great Peril of which i speak!"

With the 'EVIL' Keers words ringing in their ears and encouraging
punches from the henchmen the hoard get back to the hunt

"We must remove the Lords and replace it with very
similar Legislative Branch for the good of the eUK!"

The TUPCP went about their evil business and the Lords
are no more it's members hiding in fear of their lives

"We shall shelter the Lords in the Spamican Clubhouse until
the 'EVIL' Keers is finally defeated and they can return again!"

So the Real Spamicans set out on their quest

"We shall not rest until every Lord is safe from the 'EVIL' Keers!"

Journeying through the North East Malta_1990 emerges from hiding

"Safe at last,Thank Boblo for the Spamicans and your silly ways!"

And so quest continues,if you know the whereabouts
of any of the ex-Lords please contact the Spamicans,
Oh and don't tell the 'EVIL' Keers

Horice 😛


*We accept Iain may not be 'EVIL' but he is a very naughty boy!