The Legend of Paul!

Day 1,021, 10:19 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

Whoo, old games are really pixelated
Hey, this is my farewell from Presidency article, as my good friend Jimakos-Thess will be president (though it was a close race), but I first just want to say thank you, for giving me the opportunity to be your president, I believe I did a good job, and I hope Jimakos-Thess will capitalize on that. Anyway, I would like also to think my Ministers who deserve so much of the credit but will get none,
anyway, I don't quite know how to say how much fun my last bunch have months have been, so instead I will tell a story,

The Legend of Paul!

Erm, I said Paul, NOT Zelda

ANyway, a young boy with strange elfish features was born into the farmlands of Switzerland,


He lived a happy life, conversing with his bestest friend, and his village lunatic quite frequently,

He grew happily, but all was not well on the horizon,


It's Arschmann! o.O
The Shaolin Mongrels attacked, pillaging Switzerland, declaring themselves king, and ruining the economy!

Now it was Paul's time to shine,

Link defeated countless dungeons and Shaolin bosses
and finally got the Master Sword, capable of crushing through almost invincible Shaolin bots!


after years of misery Paul rose up, and really cooly infiltrated the new Shaolin Fortress

In hindsight, I should have used the door

Where he slaughtered many Shaolin mutated bots!

Brainslugz affect dogs too!

Then he made himself President, and Hyru....Switzerland was once again at peace,

Not only was Paul bored, but the blue shirt isn't as bitchin' as the green

of course, Paul got bored of peace, as he had no chance to swing around his cool broad sword, or stab at baddies

So, Paul did not run in the primaries, and he let the Greek PTO take it's course

Good luck Jimakos, keep Switzerland cool!

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Also,
Hail Renouille


-Hugs and Kisses,
Paul