The Kiwi-Aus-Indo war explained!
Day 1,701, 03:57
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Published in Australia 
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by Australian Defence Department
The official reasoning behind our actions
It all started with a pie. It was a fantastic pie that was glorious to all those who beheld it. This was the famed pie of eAustralia. It was baked from only the finest ingredients which were collected off of the bodies of dead eIndonesians after their last invasion. It was planned to be eaten, shortly after Majester began his reign as Prime Minister.
The betrayal!
Alas, as our mighty PM was being crowned, we were betrayed! The eKiwi's who had selflessly volunteered to guard the pie (Sirs Valentyme and Gordy Browning) turned out to be thieves! They stole the pie and hurriedly smuggled it back to their own country. Thus began the invasion of eNew Zealand! This war would last many weeks, until finally we discovered that they had eaten the pie!
Our dreams, lost!
With the pie eaten, we withdrew to our own country and plotted. Subtle mechanisms were put in place, and then, our labor fruited! We had slain the eIndonesians once before to collect the famed ingredients, we could do it again! Thus we manipulated them into attacking us, and destroyed their offensive! The plan was to push into their lands, and take the ingredients, however once we got there we discovered that their lands were barren.
Wait a minute...
We soon realized they only supplied their away soldiers with the fabled ingredients required to remake the pie, and thus, we led them back to our lands; twisting their minds into thinking they would benefit from it. Fools! We're nearly there, so close, only a few ingredients left and then we'll have it! Hold on eAustralia, the ePie is coming!
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It all started with a pie. It was a fantastic pie that was glorious to all those who beheld it. This was the famed pie of eAustralia. It was baked from only the finest ingredients which were collected off of the bodies of dead eIndonesians after their last invasion. It was planned to be eaten, shortly after Majester began his reign as Prime Minister.
The betrayal!
Alas, as our mighty PM was being crowned, we were betrayed! The eKiwi's who had selflessly volunteered to guard the pie (Sirs Valentyme and Gordy Browning) turned out to be thieves! They stole the pie and hurriedly smuggled it back to their own country. Thus began the invasion of eNew Zealand! This war would last many weeks, until finally we discovered that they had eaten the pie!
Our dreams, lost!
With the pie eaten, we withdrew to our own country and plotted. Subtle mechanisms were put in place, and then, our labor fruited! We had slain the eIndonesians once before to collect the famed ingredients, we could do it again! Thus we manipulated them into attacking us, and destroyed their offensive! The plan was to push into their lands, and take the ingredients, however once we got there we discovered that their lands were barren.
Wait a minute...
We soon realized they only supplied their away soldiers with the fabled ingredients required to remake the pie, and thus, we led them back to our lands; twisting their minds into thinking they would benefit from it. Fools! We're nearly there, so close, only a few ingredients left and then we'll have it! Hold on eAustralia, the ePie is coming!
Brought to you by a tired and entertained CyberCasper.
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It was a delicious pie
Hail the ePie!
Hail Australia!
... See folks? This is why we should recruit eNZ.
wtf did I just read?...........................I kinda liked it though.
DEATH TO GORDY \o/
So we fight in Otago?
Nah, kill Indo's - collect the spice!
Interesting choice for an allegory.
Indos are always number one target.
You spelt labour wrong ; P
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is spelt a word?
Clearly, your just used it. So it must be a word.
@binda labor and labour are both correct spellings just labor is retarded (american) spelling of it.
forgot to mention spelt is a word
Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat.
Voted!
What a nice li'l read over breakfast...
I think I feel like havin a pie now...
is spelt one of the secret ingredients?
Who would trust either Kiwis or Indos?
I mean eKiwis, odds are that they are Serbian anyway.
eIndos, well they have issues & try to resolve them by acting "tough"
mmm i would like to eat pie 🙁
labor is how yanks spell it. who cares what they do really.
Hair Pie
lol
LMAO
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ROFL... Voted
@ Labor v Labour - I have an American auto correct on chrome atm. It's annoying, but negligent, so I cbf to fix it 😛
Thanks all 🙂
The pie was delicious!!! Plox make some more for me to steal 😃
Don't get Infin and me started on labor. It will rival the 'Dear Father' series in length.
"It was baked from only the finest ingredients which were collected off of the bodies of dead eIndonesians ..." So this pie was a Steak & Kidney Pie made from that most special of meat? Joke's on the Kiwis for eating that pie! I hope they all get Kuru.
Watch out for those grammar nazi's. I want some Pie.!!
For Pie
Pie ? Oh God...
Pasti enak