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And welcome to a wonderful and exciting episode of, Fun With Foxi at #FoxiOffice!

Today's episode includes the interview of SFP's PP Jude Connors, who prior to this interview knew exactly what he was getting into:

It was somethin like this^



As Jude began to strip to his Birthday suit and I began to gag he quickly got situated into the chair and OfficerFriendly began to tighten the straps, BeachBunny arrived too late so I myself had to undertake the whipping responsibility.

I then asked him if he was comfortable, if I could get him a coffee before we began, maybe even some cheesecake, but he said he was ready so it began. The first strike landing on his exposed ping pong balls were enough of a blow to wake him up to the seriousness of the interview. And with that, came the first question.

Foxi: "What would you think is the greatest 'Pro' of the eUS, in regards to you know Pros and Cons?"

OfficerFriendly removed the bit and through the pain Jude began to provide his answer.

Jude: "Pro...it is a great community that has endured through all the bullshit and in-fighting. At the end of the day, we're still a community and still doing better than most of the communities in-game today."

Foxi: "Okay." I said content with his answer."What do you think is SFP's place in eUS Politics?"

OfficerFriendly forced the bit back into Jude's mouth as I began the next painful swing of the rope. This time Jude jumped in his seat as much as the restraints would let him, it was fun to watch.

After the bit was removed he sai😛

Jude: "SFP is a party of individuality, freedom, and revolutionary thinking! There is no party stance, but an opportunity to be yourself and stand for what you believe in. WE will not tell you what to do, just help you achieve what you are trying to do. SFP is the party of revolution...all the revolutions."

Again, being content with his answer replie😛

Foxi: "Would you say this 'following your own path' mentality is a trait only held by SFP?"

After motioning to OfficerFriendly and administering the next fowl swing he replie😛

Jude: "I won't say only SFP, but I think we are the most open to the ideal, and stress it more than most. We don't judge someone that has a different opinion, we encourage it!"

Deciding to give him a short break from the whipping I moved on to the next question:

Foxi: "I see, do you feel you and your party will make it into the top 5 this year?"



Surprised by the sudden halt of the whipping he replie😛

Jude: "What happened to the whipping Foxi?"

I rolled my eyes and let him have his sick pleasure, this time throwing in an extra whip for good measure. He cries a little and laughed out of agony before beginning again:

Jude: "It'll happen by the end of summer, mark my words. We recruit like crazy, as you personally know, and every new player gets a message or two from us that tells them exactly who we are and why."

Familiar with their recruiting I continued with my questions:

Foxi: "This is not so important, but do you send stock messages to each new member, or do you send them each their own personal letter?"

To satiate his sick desire I again whipped him again throwing in another for good measure, it was beginning to become fun watching him quiver every time I prepped a swing.

Jude: "Each recruiter sends their own personal message. We refuse to put out one stock letter."

Foxi: " I see, moving on. Do you see yourself running for CP any time soon?"

I grew tired whipping Jude, so I switched with OfficerFriendly who seemed more than eager to undertake the responsibility. He whipped three times before allowing Jude to answer my question:

Jude: "Probably not. I am not exactly...ummm...'popular' enough to ever be elected. That time was long ago. I ran and got my ass handed to me by Wild Owl, but I knew I was going to lose. Perhaps if the cards felt right and the planets aligned and the moon was in the 7th house and Jupiter lined with mars, I just might. But highly doubtful."

Foxi: "Understandable. What are your personal thoughts about the Defensive Dictatorship Law?"

I nodded and OfficerFriendly gladly whipped Jude almost like it was completely enjoyable for him as well. There was a dark look in his eyes and a wicked smile grew on his face, I had to motion for him to stop after the seventh or so whip.

See that dark look and wicked smile! Don't trust OfficerFriendly!

Jude: {breathes heavy} "I hate defensive dictator personally. But the game mechanics are sound and it is the very best way to play with the newest module thrust upon us by the infallible Plato. It does indeed add a new measure of defense as well as a new avenue for takeover or abuse. We have had all sorts of changes to the game mechanics of the game..and we have adapted to all of them. Time to adapt or do as people have done for years when the game mechanics are changed...leave. We can't fight game mechanics, pure and simple."

A little unclear of his stance I confirme😛

Foxi: "So to be clear you are for the dictatorship?"

Without giving me the time to motion to OfficerFriendly he shouts back:

Jude: "No! I see the game mechanics behind it and understand it. And I believe it is the best way to play RIGHT NOW. However, that is only making the most of another shitty module. The 'Dicktaker' module is just another way to help Visa Whales own more and that is against everything I stand for; fairplay for everyone."

Foxi: "I see, so the important question would be, if it were up to you and you alone how would you vote? For it or against it?"

OfficerFriendly and Jude go through the motions and Jude replies:

Jude: "If I were a congressman?"

Foxi: "Just a hypothetical, if it were solely up to you how would you vote?"

Jude: "That depends on a lot of things, for instance, if I were a congressman, I would poll my party, who I would be representing. Also, any rules against non-congressmen fighting on one side or the other would need to be taken out. Congress's job is to police congress not the game-play of everyone."

Foxi: "Okay, all things constant in your party, how then? With no changes in the bill?"

Jude: "I would vote against it, SFP, as a whole would be against it and I would represent them so I would answer to them not to anyone else."

Foxi: "Understood"



And with that, that's the end of The Jude Connors Interview|Part One

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Remember...stay away from OfficerFriendly! Your balls depend on it boys!