THE IUP UNITES

Day 379, 16:11 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by uaithne

Introduction
Thank you for reading and welcome to my new paper. My initial plan was to publish once a week touching on both Ireland news and party news as well as including some funnies. I may publish more frequently as news happens.

NEWS
The IUP unites. After serious consideration, the Irish Union Party have decided to stand together in support of Michael Collins for President of eIreland. In this economic turmoil we need a leader to lead us out of the quagmire we are in. He has proven in the past that he can be a successful leader. Not only is he qualified and capable, he is active and, in my belief, interested in doing what needs to be done for Ireland and not for his own desire for power.

BUSINESS
I am no business owner so for all I know this won't work or you may already do it, but I suggest that business owners of like companies work together to make their businesses more productive. By that I mean, if company X has 14 employees and company XX has 6 employees, work together by moving employees so that each company is able to reach maximum productivity. Temporarily to strengthen the markets and economy. If your goal is to get rich, maybe this won't work, but if your goal is to make money and make a better Ireland, it could.

SOCIETY
As you may know, there have been recent discussions regarding new citizen fees and an increase in minimum wage. While we may be on different sides of the fence on these issues, they are issues that need to be addressed. We need balance between strengthening our economy and encouraging growth in our population. A growing population means a growing workforce which leads to a productive country. So citizens and business owners, let us put our heads together and find ways to grow our nation so that we may not only provide for ourselves but also make our name in the world markets. We need to not only entice new citizens but keep them once they get here.
This is a social game people so I ask you to get on the forums. LETS GET SOCIAL. Make new friends, share your two cents worth, speak your mind, get on your soapbox, just GET SOCIAL.

FUNNY PAPERS
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"

CLASSIFIEDS
Just joking. I don't own a business so I have no job offers.

Thanks for taking the time to read and keep a lookout for more.
Go raibh maith agat