The Invasion of the British Isles
Day 804, 00:09
•
Published in USA 
•
by
•
by Jewitt
31 January, 2010, Day 803 of the New World - Just moments before the new day began, the British Isles and the French island of Corsica erupted into flames and chaos.
Americans, Norwegians, Poles, Spaniards, Canadians, Swedes, Croatians, Romanians, countless others. All stormed the beaches of these islands. It was the war everyone was waiting for...
...but this President has to sleep. 2 am with 8am classes? Sorry nation, no long article today! Just let it be known:
SHOOT SOME REDCOATS
Note: Fight in this battle but not Wales. If possible, hold as late as possible in case of order change.
Buy those weapons, what good is savings if you never use it? This is the battle you all have asked for. Finally, with EDEN coordination, I am able to bring it. I did not make this decision lightly, but I owed it to the nation as it was what you, the voters, wanted.
See you all on the beaches!
Written by,
Your President
Americans, Norwegians, Poles, Spaniards, Canadians, Swedes, Croatians, Romanians, countless others. All stormed the beaches of these islands. It was the war everyone was waiting for...
...but this President has to sleep. 2 am with 8am classes? Sorry nation, no long article today! Just let it be known:
SHOOT SOME REDCOATS
Note: Fight in this battle but not Wales. If possible, hold as late as possible in case of order change.
Buy those weapons, what good is savings if you never use it? This is the battle you all have asked for. Finally, with EDEN coordination, I am able to bring it. I did not make this decision lightly, but I owed it to the nation as it was what you, the voters, wanted.
See you all on the beaches!
Written by,
Your President
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
I stand ready to kill redcoats.
:-0
Well put!
Invasion? Rather free training war!
Remember to vote Zoli for POTUS from a global strategy not just for attacking in order to keep promises.
Nitely done!
I stand ready to eat British Children
Good going!
First denied? eRebuglik...
Swemaxx
First
Second
I LOVE THE JEW!
Die France!
Third
o7 BROthers in arms!
Yeah
Liberating, do you?
Voted. Nice
eRepubglik
DARRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First denied?
Not exactly Jewitt 😃
Jewitt pushed the button!
I LOVE THE JEW
Shoot em all.
A mug of tea please.
Holy crap, we pushed the button... And I just commented on a GLaDOS trolled thread that he should run for POTUS so he can do it himself...
LOL IRONY!
Kill the redcoats!
eRomania? jewitt - i think you missed what had happened in the past 2 weeks.
o7
Stupid is as stupid does.
'First denied? eRebuglik...'
QFT
Thank you Mr. President <0
They shall lose their Island, whatever the cost may be, they shall lose on the beaches, they shall lose on the landing grounds, they shall lose in the fields and in the streets, they shall lose in the hills, they shall eventually surrender.
We'll save children, but not the British children.
Voted. Redcoats have been blocked with all the firepower I have to offer.
I just blew all my savings on Q2s and took the fight to the tea drinkers... USA USA USA!!!!
another FAIL for United Fails of America 😃
Another sad article by a sad president
You know where we are only dying we are doing is of boredom.
I STAND READY TO REPEL BLUECOATS
YES!
@ X-Spectre
So, what you're really saying is that when the United States inevitably fails in its lofty ambitions you'll quit the game out of sheer disappointment?
@PEEM10 you don't know us very well do you.
SURRENDER TO YOU LOT LMAO
YOU BITCH I WAS GOING TO MOVE!!1!!1!
Yet another chance to laugh at your incompetence!
Oh how i laughed very quietly when i read that one of you spent all his savings on q2. Skinting himself on the equivalet of a spud gun.
Credit where credits due, you managed to push the button of something other than your e-sisters and e-mothers, even after years of that kind of thing being DRILLED into you.
At least while you're in the eUK, you might learn how to drink more than 2 pints of strong beer, without getting snozled, though I doubt it. Maybe you could purchace a few dictionaries, and learn how to spell correctly. How about picking up a sense of humour that doesn't totaly consist of toilet humour- etc. The list is endless
Bringing your eRep bugs with you to war, is just dirty.
roar!
jees, the quality of trolling has really deteriorated around here.
hey, Zoli! hey, GLaDOS! won't you come on over and show these lightweights how it's done?
bahahahaha finally 😃 😃 😃
WE STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS, SERBS, HUNS, INDOS, RUSSIANS, FRENCH, BRAZILIANS etc.
after all, we aren't biased 😃
bahahahaha finally 😃 😃 😃
WE STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS, SERBS, HUNS, INDOS, RUSSIANS, FRENCH, BRAZILIANS etc.
after all, we aren't biased 😃
its about time 🙂
The Romanians are helping us? Unlikely. They have sworn not to help us in offensive operations due to controversy's covered elsewhere.