The Individualist Society of eIre
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by Releasethe Krakken
esterday whilst I was swimming peacefully in the sea MaryAmQ ,Elynea and Arfay Pubescent 3 caught me and showed me the errors of my ways.
After they washed my brain of all them dirty thoughts my mind is now clean and inserted with feelings of LOVE for all my fellow sentient beings
No longer will this sea monster harbor feelings of hatred towards men or lust towards woman. Only Love pure love.
Also I will also now see that very living creature on this world is unique. This is of course proven by DNA!
and a woman scientist who discovered that all male DNA scientist was lazy and based their studies on their own DNA. She then went to the great continent of AFRICA!
She discovered that the peoples of Africa is even more difference than the white male DNA scientist all previous DNA science was based upon. She came to the Khoi San and she discovered that he the Khoi San had more points of reference than any other human being. INDEED Krakken is African. Indeed Krakken is sea monster and have more DNA points but the evil lady DNA scientist didnt want to sample Krakken even though Krakken and Kurgan volunteered to give her plenty DNA. Arfie Pubescent III also volunteered but she the lady scientist said she could just go to his room after he had a chat with MaryAmQ and get his DNA samples which he collects in his socks.
Indeed life is cruel but Krakken has now discovered the love that MaryAMQ shares with the world. He has indeed discovered that although he is the only sea monster in 2000 sea miles he is unique. Hallelujah!!! Praise the Lord!!
Now we discuss the DECISION. After this wonderful insight Krakken decided to form the Irish Leg of the Individualist Society and received a calendar with some scanty clad woman on it.
THE CALENDAR:
DAY 1: FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
DAY 2: SAVE THE FOOKIN PANDA day
Pands's are assholes. Panda's do not want to reproduce and give the world little Panda babies a**. Panda blame it all on headaches and shite. FU Panda! but we must show the Panda plenty of love so will have a discussion with the Pandas. A come around Panda or go extinct kinda talk.
DAY 3😛
ANDA PORN DAY
During this day MaryAMQ and a volunteer dress in Panda suits and produce adult based movies for our pandas while the rest of us watch.
This is to save the Panda and is therefore very important. Volunteers later play these movies to the fookin panda who sometimes goes all hot and bothered. There was an incident but we cannot talk about it pure Sharon.
DAY 4:FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
Because of the panda movie
DAY 5:FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
Because of the panda movie
DAY 6: WASH YOUR BRAIN DAY
Your brain is dirty you need to wash it. After you gave your brain a proper wash we insert new clean thoughts into your brain.
DAY 7: INDIVIDUALISM AND COLLECTIVE THOUGHT DAY
MARYAMQ learns us all that we must ALL love ALL other creatures in the world and must not be mean to strangers. Of course we are also taught that all other thoughts is bad and that if everybody in the world thinks like this the world will indeed be a grand place. This is because we all are different and must love the differnentness that all of us are.
DAY 8: HUG A TREE DAY
DAY 9: KISS A TREE DAY
DAY 10: TELL A TREE YOUR LIFE STORY
Dont tell the tree to much sad stories or he might tree suicide himself WHICH IS BAD.
DAY 12: GIVE A RANDOM STRANGER A KISS DAY
DAY 13: RECOVER FROM GIVING A RANDOM STRANGER A KISS DAY
DAY 14: HUG A DANGEROUS ANIMAL DAY
Dangerous animals is very mean spirited and have a lot of hatred towards all other creatures. We must hug them so they feel our love.
DAY 15: RECOVERING FROM HUGGING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL DAY
DAY 16: GET OPERATIONS FROM DANGEROUS ANIMAL ATTACK DAY
DAY 17: FEEL THE LOVE DAY
MARYAMQ AND ELENYA will share the love they have towards all embers of our great society. We feel the intensity of their love and their love towards each other.
DAY 18 :FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
DAY 19: FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
DAY 20: FORCEOUT ALL PERVERSIONS TO OUR LEADERS MaryAMQ and Elynea day
DAY 21: HUG THE EARTH DAY
DAY 22: KISS THE EARTH DAY
DAY 23: WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO EARTHS EAR DAY
DAY 24: TELL EARTH YOUR LIFE STORY DAY
Do not tell sad stories to earth or earth may commit suicide in which case we all die with him/her
DAY 25: TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS PLANTS YOU LOVE THEM DAY
DAY 26: GIVE HUGS & KISSES TO ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS PLANTS DAY
DAY 27: RECEIVE RESTRAINING ORDER FROM COURT DAY
DAY 28: TRADE PLACES WITH A BEGGAR FOR A DAY
DAY 29: GET THE SMELL OF BEGGARS ORGY OUT OF YOUR HOUSE DAY
DAY 30: REPLENISH ALL FOOD AND DRINKS THAT BEGGAR ATE AND DRINK DAY
DAY 31: WASH YOUR BRAIN DAY.
So please join me and Arfay in the Individualist Society of eIre or join my party and become a Individualist Disciple of Individualism and Outgoing Thought.
RTK PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF TEH INDIVIDUALIST SOCIETY OF eIRE.
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Comments
There is a lot of perversions in this article....didn't know individualism is so interesting......
yes i heard its better than krak
I must have missed all this at the meeting last week.
Christ, at least Kurgan has the dignity to be consistently bonkers, this is just non sequitur after non sequitur