The Incredible Courage of Indonesia

Day 913, 12:27 • Published in Indonesia Philippines • by Mr aNiallator


Breaking News : The Supreme and Mighty Indonesian Army invades Mindanao, Philippines

This bold and highly risky move is in a effort to prove Indonesia's military might by crushing the highly populous, highly active and strong military country of the Philippines.

The Philippines is well renowned for having a military capability that is very similar to that of Hungary's and the Indonesian military is presuming stiff resistance will take place. The Philippines currently has no MPP's (Mutual Protection Pacts for those savages who do not know) so the Indonesian army is only willing to take the risk when they have a boosted chance of winning.

We applaud you Indonesia for your Courage!


An Indonesian Soldier armed with state of the art military weapon, the shovel.

I look forward to Indonesia, highly risky and dangerous conquests in the future.

Here is a rhyme for you:

There once was a president of Indo,
Whose nation was poor and inferior,
Who, in his hut looked out of his window,
He saw the Philippines who were far superior,

He was hoping of a great victory,
Against that nation?
Obviously contradictory,

Oh Indo, you're very funny,
Your MoFA is rather idiotic,
I'm guessing you're in it for the money,
GET BACK TO PRODUCING NARCOTICS!

Lot's of love,

Niall H
Citizen of the ePhilippines
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Writer of "A different point"
Cleric of ~hyuu~