The greatest battle of our time!

Day 1,831, 06:32 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by Wafrey 1914

Hi everyone
Some of you know that I am a big fan of Lord of the rings, now you all do 😃. I decided to represent the epic battle between Bulgaria and Greece , the one for Volga, like the big battle for Minas Tirith in the 3rd part “The return of the king”. Our story starts from the part when Gandalf and Pipin are talking on a terrace in Minas Tirith.
The roles will be as follows:

Gandalf – Mr Coder
Pipin – Brave heart_95
Aragorn – dark3lf
Legolas – invaluable
Gimli – bestboy999
Faramir: Black Arch Dragon
Theoden – ScymeX
Aexil Kong PRC – Aexil Kong PRC
stewerd of Bulgaria: NoLimit
Gamling – Voix of Macedonia
WITCH KING – Arutina
orc leader on battlefield – F@nis
the great orc ram Grond – glory-pge
Sauron – smee again
And here is some music:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz4sbKVEhDl4wiIW486Fgb-UBiTfCuOgC&feature=edit_ok


Brave heart_95: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean they don`t actually expect me to do any tanking. Do they?

Mr Coder: You`re in the service of the steward now. You`ll have to do as you are told Brave heart_95. (cough) (cough) (cough) Brave heart_95 brings water to Mr Coder. Mr Coder: Thank you!

Brave heart_95: There`s no more stars. Is it time?

Mr Coder: Yes

Brave heart_95: It`s so quiet.

Mr Coder: It`s the deep breath before the plunge.

Brave heart_95: I don`t want to be in a battle but waiting on the edge of
one I can`t escape is even worse.

Mr Coder: Our enemy is ready. His full strength's gathered. Not only Greeks, but EDEN as well. Legions of Turks from the south. Mercenaries from the coast. All will answer Greece's call. This will be the end of Bulgaria as we know it. Here the hammer stroke will fall hardest. If the river is taken,if the garrison at North Caucasus falls... the last defense of this city will be gone.

Brave heart_95: But we have the Mr Coder .That's got to count for something.
Brave heart_95: Mr Coder?

Mr Coder: smee again has yet to reveal his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Greece's armies in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Arutina. He is the lord of the tanks, the greatest of the Nine. China is his lair.
…
[Arutina SCREECHING]
…
Mr Coder: We come to it at last. The great battle of our time.
…
[Arutina SCREECHES]
…
Mr Coder: The board is set. The pieces are moving.

Meanwhile at North Caucasus:

F@nis: Quiet!

A Bulgarian soldier sees the boats with troops coming towards the city. He is killed by an arrow but the city captain sees it.
Black Arch Dragon: To the river. Quick. Quick.

F@nis: Faster.
F@nis: Draw swords.

[INDISTINCT YELLING]

Black Arch Dragon: Hold! Hold!

… Meanwhile in Macedonia

GUAR😨 The beacon. The beacon of Amon Din is lit.

dark3lf: The beacons of Sofia! The beacons are lit! Bulgaria calls for aid.

ScymeX: And Macedonia will answer.
...

Back in North Caucasus

Guar😛 We can't hold them. The city is lost.

Black Arch Dragon: Tell the men to break cover. We ride for Volga.
Black Arch Dragon: Fall back. Fall back to Volga!
…
The retreating forces enter Volga

Black Arch Dragon: Mr Coder. They broke through our defenses. They've taken the bridge and the west bank. Battalions of Greeks are crossing the river.

Mr Coder: Black Arch Dragon, tell me everything.
…

On the highest point in North Caucasus

Arutina: Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all.

F@nis: What of the Mr Coder?

Arutina: I will break him.
…
Back in Volga

GUAR😨 What of ScymeX's riders? Will Macedonia's army come? Mr Coder?

Mr Coder: Courage is the best defense that you have now.
…
Lead Greek: March! March!
Lead Greek: March! March! March!

...

Macedonia`s army had stopped to camp and collect every available man to fight. When the morning came they had to ride

Aexil Kong PRC: Form up! Move out! Form up! Move out!

ScymeX: Ride!
ScymeX: Ride now to Bulgaria!
…
Greece`s forces are in front the gates of Volga.

F@nis: Fear. The city is rank with it. Let us ease their pain. Catapults!

Bulgarian: Shields up!

NoLimit sees the enormous army in front the gates of his city
NoLimit: Macedonia... has deserted us. ScymeX' s betrayed me.
NoLimit: Abandon your posts! Flee! Flee for your lives! Oh! Ouch!

Mr Coder beats him up.

Mr Coder: Prepare for battle!
Mr Coder: Hurry, men! To the wall! Defend the wall!
Mr Coder: Return to your posts! Send these foul beasts into the abyss.

Catapults from the city start firing.

F@nis: Stay where you are.

Bulgarian SOLDIER 1 : We need more rubble!

Bulgarian SOLDIER 2: Watch out!

Bulgarian SOLDIER 3: Down to the lower level. Quick!

[RINGWRAITHS SCREECHING]

[SCREECHING CONTINUES]

Arutina and his tanks had arrived.

Mr Coder: Hold them back! Do not give in to fear.
Mr Coder: Stand to your posts! Fight!

[SOLDIERS SCREAMING]

[RINGWRAITHS SCREECH]

Mr Coder: Bring them down! Fight them back!
Mr Coder: Brave heart_95! Go back to the Citadel!

Brave heart_95: They'd called us out to fight.

[YELLS]

Mr Coder: This is no place for a 3rd divisioner.

Mr Coder starts killing Greeks, Brave heart_95 kills one just before it was going to strike Mr Coder in the back.

Mr Coder: Guard of the Citadel, indeed. Now, back, up the hill. Quickly. Quick!
…
Greeks trying to brake the gates of Volga, meanwhile Bulgarian arrows keep striking them.

F@nis to one of his troops: What are you doing you useless scum?

Greek soldier: The door won`t give. It`s too strong

F@nis: Get back there and smash it down.

Greek soldier: But nothing can breach it.

F@nis: glory-pge will breach it. Bring him up.

Greek troops: glory-pge! glory-pge! glory-pge!
…
The night falls. Catapults with fire start striking the city. The ram glory-pge is hitting the gate.

Mr Coder: Back to the gate!
Mr Coder: Hurry!
Mr Coder: Steady. Steady.

Greek troops: glory-pge! glory-pge!

Mr Coder: You are soldiers of Bulgaria. No matter what comes through that gate,you will stand your ground.

The gates finally brake

Mr Coder: Volley! Fire!

[SHRIEKS]

[ROCKS FALLING]

Greeks brake the Bulgarian defences and step inside the city.

Mr Coder: Retreat! The city is breached! Fall back to the second level!

F@nis: Move into the city. Kill all in your path.

[Greeks YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

GUAR😨Take them down!

[WOMEN SCREAMING]

Mr Coder: Fight! Fight to the last man! Fight for your lives!
…
Brave heart_95 rides with Mr Coder to the second level where they meet Arutina!

Arutina breathing hard

Mr Coder: Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master.

Arutina: Do you not know death when you see it, old man?
Arutina: THIS IS MY HOUR! … takes out his sword
Arutina: You have failed! Bulgaria will fall.
…
Suddenly a horn blowing sounds.

Arutina screeching around the battlefield. Macedonians had arrived.
…
F@nis: Form ranks, you maggots. Form ranks!
F@nis: Pikes in front. Archers behind.

ScymeX: Aexil Kong PRC, take your men down the left flank. Voix of Macedonia follow the king's banner down the center. Forth, and fear no darkness!

ScymeX: Arise, arise, Riders of ScymeX! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day and the sun rises! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death!

All Macedonians: Death!

ScymeX: Forth Macedonians!

[HORNS SOUNDING]

[RIDERS YELLING]

F@nis: Archers, fire!

All Macedonians: Death! Charge!

F@nis: Fire at will!

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

Greek hordes fall from the Macedonian cavalry.

Aexil Kong PRC: Drive them to the river!

ScymeX: Make safe the city!
…

[OLIPHAUNTS ROARING]

[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]

[HORN BLOWING]
The Turks had arrived
…
ScymeX: Re-form the line! Re-form the line!
ScymeX: Sound the charge! Take them head-on!
ScymeX: Charge!

[YELLS]

[YELLS]
…

At the second level of Volga

Arutina roars.

[POUNDING]

Brave heart_95: I didn't think it would end this way.

Mr Coder: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it.

Brave heart_95: What, Mr Coder? See what?

Mr Coder: White shores, and beyond. A far green country under a swift sunrise.

Brave heart_95: Well, that isn't so bad.

Mr Coder: No. No, it isn't.

[POUNDING CONTINUES]
…
ScymeX: Rally to me! To me!

[RINGWRAITH SCREECHING]

Arutina brings ScymeX down from his horse
…
Meanwhile at the river

Greek soldier: Late as usual, mercenary scum! There's knife-work here needs doing.
Greek soldier: Come on, you sea rats! Get off your ships!

But from the ships get out: dark3lf, invaluable and bestboy999

bestboy999: There's plenty for the both of us. May the best Dwarf win.

[YELLS]
…
Arutina: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.

[SCREECHES]

[SCREAMS]

dark3lf slays him.

dark3lf: I am no simple man. I am the king and the king has returned.

If Bulgaria had won the battle I would have finished the story properly 😃

Aragorn: 2,003,438,351
Witch king: 1,750,721,403
Gandalf: 1,479,626,448
Now please no trolling and arguing in the comments!
Best wishes
Brave heart
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