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The Golden Finger

Day 2,190, 07:39 Published in Romania Romania by Real Vasi
Hello everybody!

Today is a special day. I was very excited to see that Erepublik is celebrating 6 years of existence.


Without hesitating, I bought a free ticket to the Birthday Camp Party.

I jumped in my vehicle and went straight to the party.

I arrived there very quickly, and went straight towards the entrance, but I was stopped by an armed man.

I saluted him officially.

Despite that, he wouldn’t allow me to get in. He said that only Plato’s close friends are invited.

I explained to him that I work hard every day and that I need to have a little fun.

I tried to convince him that I deserve to be there, as I am a War Hero.

He said there was nothing he could do about it.

I tried to use my Congress connections, telling him that I have powerful friends.

I even told him that I know the President himself.

All in vain. He told me that I should write a ticket.

I couldn’t believe it. Something like that never happened to me, and I traveled across the entire globe in my life.

As a final resort, I tried to bribe him.

He said that his hands are clean, and they’ll stay like that.

I got angry and told him that I’m getting in, one way or another.

He pulled out his rifle and asked me to leave before it’s too late.

Disappointed, I did the only reasonable thing I could do: I gave him the Golden Finger and went home.







 

Comments

Jeneralu o7
Jeneralu o7 Day 2,190, 07:50

)))

Thanatos
Thanatos Day 2,192, 01:15

1

DiPink Pie
DiPink Pie Day 2,190, 07:52

Nice one haha

kamikaze o7
kamikaze o7 Day 2,191, 14:28

TU QUE HACE AQUI?

DiPink Pie
DiPink Pie Day 2,191, 15:26

Su emperatriz estaba de vacaciones por tierras lejanas ;DD

kamikaze o7
kamikaze o7 Day 2,192, 01:44

nunu tira pal campo anda

Spiry
Spiry Day 2,190, 07:55

tic-tac, tic-tac!

Real Vasi
Real Vasi Day 2,190, 08:06

FP?!

Slevin07
Slevin07 Day 2,190, 07:56

foarte tareeeeeeeeee!

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000000

Bad Mojo
Bad Mojo Day 2,190, 08:00

))

Mishu Cuzub
Mishu Cuzub Day 2,190, 08:03

The Golden Finger )))))))

Otoko Mae
Otoko Mae Day 2,190, 08:06

Brilliant!

cc1432
cc1432 Day 2,190, 08:08

)))))))))))))))))))))))))

tasos maximous
tasos maximous Day 2,190, 08:10

V

turturica
turturica Day 2,190, 08:12

xD

oboj
oboj Day 2,190, 08:16

))))
I want that medal!!!

Copacescu
Copacescu Day 2,190, 08:16

(((((((((((((((((:

8-3=1
8-3=1 Day 2,190, 08:16

no golden shower? : )

Ice Killa
Ice Killa Day 2,190, 08:19

Voted for a fantastic article.

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,190, 08:21

Lol :p

ivan.sk
ivan.sk Day 2,190, 08:21

hahaha

The Great CornhoIio
The Great CornhoIio Day 2,190, 08:21

Golden eye, gold finger. Agentu' oo7. : )

Pedrito de Portugal
Pedrito de Portugal Day 2,190, 08:23

funny

655321
655321 Day 2,190, 08:23

A good one.

Orestius777
Orestius777 Day 2,190, 08:23

nice story )

Elle Dinar Andari
Elle Dinar Andari Day 2,190, 08:26

bwahahahaaha

Bord0 de Clora
Bord0 de Clora Day 2,190, 08:26

lol
The best article I´ve read today!

Boban Mitrovski
Boban Mitrovski Day 2,190, 08:26

In real life, free means FREE (no compensation, no money, no gold)

In erepublik, free means 6 gold

Nicolae Crefelean
Nicolae Crefelean Day 2,190, 15:29

7 gold next year, and so on.

MADEINMAFIA
MADEINMAFIA Day 2,190, 08:30

plato might enjoy this one.. xD

Solinar
Solinar Day 2,190, 08:30

V

Niemand
Niemand Day 2,190, 08:31

Free 6 gold now! o7

LevK0
LevK0 Day 2,190, 08:32

lol

enica6
enica6 Day 2,190, 08:33

V

Malefic Pixel
Malefic Pixel Day 2,190, 08:35

zapacit esti

+1

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Mithras Reloaded
Mithras Reloaded Day 2,190, 08:38

Very, very, very good!!!!!!

V.

titziano
titziano Day 2,190, 08:38

)
the best

HutsulUA
HutsulUA Day 2,190, 08:41

Kaze san
Kaze san Day 2,190, 08:42

))

NO CARRIER
NO CARRIER Day 2,190, 08:44

Golden dildo, fist shaped. )

Gut.ViVa
Gut.ViVa Day 2,190, 08:48

V+S

leokgb
leokgb Day 2,190, 08:51

tareeeee!!!!!

Mlendea Horatiu
Mlendea Horatiu Day 2,190, 09:04

lol

Hostilian
Hostilian Day 2,190, 09:05

The5thElement
The5thElement Day 2,190, 09:06

The Golden Finger FTW!!!

Alexandru Marasuica
Alexandru Marasuica Day 2,190, 09:07

good,very good

ion-voda
ion-voda Day 2,190, 09:11

this art is like..."first page!!!!" : P ; )
thx for it!

Storm7
Storm7 Day 2,190, 09:21

Voted hard!

 
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