The Garden Grove, June 3rd, 2009 (Issue No.2)
Day 561, 06:55
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Published in Canada 
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by Domino_Gray
Germany Kowtows to Indonesian Overlords
Fantastic headline in bold, eh? Really grabs you by the balls, and well it should. If any of you read the first article of The Garden Grove, published yesterday, you'd know I promised reports of imminent international threat. As it turns out, I can keep my promise lovely and warm. What's more, it seems that I'm one of the only people who notices it.
Now don't you feel clever for stumbling across this paper, Mr Soon To Be Informed Reader?
I went through all the German, Canadian and Indonesian newspaper. Not one of them mentioned what I discovered when streaming through the international country administrative proposals.
16:1 congressional agreement that German President should offer a Mutual Protection Pact to Indonesia.
17:13 congressional agreement that Indonesia will accept this offer and enter a Mutual Protection Pact with Germany
Somehow, without a single word entering the press, Germany has signed an alliance to the leader of PEACE. After the neurotic and muddled pandering, neutrality and support of the former ATLANTIS nations, it finally seems that Germany is now part of PEACE. It doesn't matter if it's official, as none of this seems to be very official, as no one knows about it. A Mutual Protection Pact with Indonesia is as good as joining PEACE, which I assume will come shortly with an announcement of the betrayal and incompetence of ATLANTIS
What does this mean for Canada? PEACE is doing exactly what all the alarmists swore they would. They used the conflict and indecision between ATLANTIS nations to wedge themselves into a diplomatic powerhouse of extortion and control.
What ought we do? Make as many bloody alliances as we can. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather at least try to fight before we start the sniveling about self preservation over preservation of dignity. PEACE is not going to ignore us, especially with the French war still inconclusive. They aren't going to go away. They aren't going to magically vanish.
We can no longer pretend, as we shouldn't have all along, that PEACE is anything less than absolute imperialism incarnate. It's not an accident that they are now half the world, with half of its members having been made vassals rather than constituents
War is good for the economy. It provides free wellness which provides increased production which finally ends up with more money for us. Fantastic cycle, this violence brings. Being reamed by international coalitions on the other hand, is not so economically key. So let's fight them on foreign land while we still can.
We are not eGermany. We are not eFrance. We are eCanada. Let's show the world what that means(that means let's kick arse)
Also, someone find out what the f*ck happened to eGermany!
Vote this up, because scary stuff ought to be voted. It also gets me subscriptions, so get on that too
As promised in Issue #1, another titillating picture to cheer up us war-fatigued eCanadians
Am I doing this right?
Fantastic headline in bold, eh? Really grabs you by the balls, and well it should. If any of you read the first article of The Garden Grove, published yesterday, you'd know I promised reports of imminent international threat. As it turns out, I can keep my promise lovely and warm. What's more, it seems that I'm one of the only people who notices it.
Now don't you feel clever for stumbling across this paper, Mr Soon To Be Informed Reader?
I went through all the German, Canadian and Indonesian newspaper. Not one of them mentioned what I discovered when streaming through the international country administrative proposals.
16:1 congressional agreement that German President should offer a Mutual Protection Pact to Indonesia.
17:13 congressional agreement that Indonesia will accept this offer and enter a Mutual Protection Pact with Germany
Somehow, without a single word entering the press, Germany has signed an alliance to the leader of PEACE. After the neurotic and muddled pandering, neutrality and support of the former ATLANTIS nations, it finally seems that Germany is now part of PEACE. It doesn't matter if it's official, as none of this seems to be very official, as no one knows about it. A Mutual Protection Pact with Indonesia is as good as joining PEACE, which I assume will come shortly with an announcement of the betrayal and incompetence of ATLANTIS
What does this mean for Canada? PEACE is doing exactly what all the alarmists swore they would. They used the conflict and indecision between ATLANTIS nations to wedge themselves into a diplomatic powerhouse of extortion and control.
What ought we do? Make as many bloody alliances as we can. I don't know about you, but I'd much rather at least try to fight before we start the sniveling about self preservation over preservation of dignity. PEACE is not going to ignore us, especially with the French war still inconclusive. They aren't going to go away. They aren't going to magically vanish.
We can no longer pretend, as we shouldn't have all along, that PEACE is anything less than absolute imperialism incarnate. It's not an accident that they are now half the world, with half of its members having been made vassals rather than constituents
War is good for the economy. It provides free wellness which provides increased production which finally ends up with more money for us. Fantastic cycle, this violence brings. Being reamed by international coalitions on the other hand, is not so economically key. So let's fight them on foreign land while we still can.
We are not eGermany. We are not eFrance. We are eCanada. Let's show the world what that means(that means let's kick arse)
Also, someone find out what the f*ck happened to eGermany!
Vote this up, because scary stuff ought to be voted. It also gets me subscriptions, so get on that too
As promised in Issue #1, another titillating picture to cheer up us war-fatigued eCanadians
Am I doing this right?
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How can you blame eGermany? We were basically the only ATLANTIS member to even support it against eSweden and ePoland.
Blame is not the word. I've been fighting since the day I could pick up a rifle for the German resistance.
What is relevant is the new political climate. This being that eGermany is effectively part of PEACE now. The alliances of olde are completely shattered, and the PEACE encroachment into Europe has taken over one of the most key players
With Germany belonging to PEACE, it's hard to ignore the ramifications of such a dire political shift.
I don't blame eGermany for being desperate. I blame eCanada for not taking a stronger hand in the defense thereof. I do however blame eGermany for surrendering to PEACE in exchange for protection, and now I do hold that eCanada must never do the same
There are no vassals in PEACEgc, every country has the same rights... Indonesia does not worth more than Serbia or Bulgaria, or whatever.
And Indonesians just proposed their help to Germans. I doubt they'll join PEACEgc. Well, more, I doubt they'd be accepted again.
And, if Germany's ex allies wouldn't have backstabbed her, there wouldn't be this problems... So, stop blaming PEACEgc for anything, blame the defunct ATLANTIS.
And yes, you're, hopefully, not eFrance. We don't fail, but you do.
BTW, when you're a 15 days old, worst, Canadia, you shouldn't try to make any article, srsly.
Every country has the equal rights to join or be occupied.
What else would you call eAustralia? What other than a vassal state?
Also, my French friend, you ought to learn how to read before you criticize. This article was to inspire eCanada to revive itself, exactly because of the defunct eAtlantis. As well, learn2criticalthink.
Indonesia is offering help in exchange for political alliances in Europe.
Germany isnt joining PEACE!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/germany-joins-peace-and-other-developments-819017/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/germ[..]1/20
The MPPs with brazil and indonesia and the peace with hungary are just bilateral agreements and have not much to do with the PEACE alliance.
eGermany has no choice but looking desperatly for other allies since the old friends turned an blind eye on eSweden and wPoland conquering the land...
Australia is not in PEACEgc and is not a vassal state. Australia is indepedant.
And, Indonesia does not seek political alliances in Europe, they'll never reach any kind of agreement with Rumania/Sweden/Finland/Norway/UK/Spain/C roatia. The rest is either PEACEgc, ally, or neutral.
No country is forced to join PEACEgc, btw. They all chose too. And they also have the right to leave whenever they want.
Also, afaik, most of PEACEgc countries joined PEACEgc because of... well, because of ATLANTIS attacking neutral countries.
Clearly PEACEgc forced them.
An MPP with Indonesia is nothing short of PEACE. It's an unofficial agreement.
You caught me. They didn't join peace. They only signed MPP with Brazil, Japan and Indonesia....lol
Also, how is Western and Southern Australia looking? When then invasion of both South Africa and Australia were going down, both were charged to surrender to PEACE