The funniest jokes ever told - 2
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- All is a shitting, except the pissing, but the pissing becomes a shitting if you piss against the wind.
- Why didn't the sailors play cards?
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
- Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!
- What is the difference between the tires Good Year and 365 used condoms?
- 365 used condoms are VERY good year.
- What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
- Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Stop! Treason! The ass!!!
- Who has invented the love?
- The poor, so they can fuck for free.
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.
Goo😛 Your wife is pregnant.
Ba😛 She is expecting triplets.
Very ba😛 You were sterilized five years ago.
Goo😛 Your wife doesn't talk to you.
Ba😛 She wants divorce.
Very ba😛 She is a lawyer.
Goo😛 Your son is growing up.
Ba😛 He has a relationship with a whore from the neighborhood.
Very ba😛 Just like you.
Goo😛 You are explaining to your daughter about birds and bees.
Ba😛 She interrupts you.
Very ba😛 And corrects you.
Goo😛 Your son has a serious relationship.
Ba😛 The relationship is with a man.
Very ba😛 With your best friend.
Goo😛 Your daughter has a good job.
Ba😛 She is a whore.
Very ba😛 She earns much more than you.
A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
- No, thanks.
- My dad is outside.
- Ok, how much?
- 250 dollars.
After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer cleats.
Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
- How much?
- 750 dollars.
- Ok.
After few days, father says to his son:
- Lets go and play soccer.
- I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.
- How much did you get?
- 1000 dollars.
- That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.
Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
- It's dark here.
Priest:
- Don't start with that shit again!!!
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Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "😉oes she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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