The Fun Times - One Tin Soldier nr. 46

Day 759, 19:08 Published in Belgium Denmark by Leaffly

Dear Readers,
In this article, i will try to name some things that are fun, and to mention some things that i find funny 😃

The Wars
Finally the long expected "big EDEN offensive" is upon us. Since i am eSerbian citizen, it only means that i don't have to think about when does Training War start/ends. It's all rather easy for us now - we have MPPs with like everyone who is under attack, so we can fight from home. eGods forbid we try to conquer something. Last time we got ourselves non-original region, we got it back to it's owners. Anyway, wars are fun, it's nice how it gets people together - even from opposing sides. You can always see the "Epic Fail" articles, which are soon to be equivalent of "first post" posts.
In eSerbia, we are pretty much organized with the MoD newspapers. I shall mention them in other sections too! 😃

"Getting Filthy Rich"
As most of my readers already knows - the Media Mogul Medal Action in eSerbia went quite well. Organisers say that we managed to get 2100 gold into our National bank. While i am happy to hear that we are 2100 gold "heavier", the funny part is that you will get donations from our eSerbian people only if they see DIRECT profit from it. Also, since we have a whole bunch of new Media Moguls (if calculated properly 2100 / 5 = 420) some of them came up with glorious ideas how to make more profit for their beloved eCountry. I will pick the first that comes to my mind - eLoto. Lets just presume you guys know what Loto is, and what are your chances in winning it. The funny thing is that THIS specific eLoto is supported by eSerbian Minister of Defence (who claims that he supports all actions that people mail to him). But, oh hey - why make stable economy? We can live out of Actions and donations forever. (sadly, this actually might be true, since there are still people that donate one third of days pay to National bank - like me, for instance)
So, what is YOUR idea on "getting filthy rich" subject? Feel free to post ideas - if it sounds funny enough, i shall personally send it to some of the main Action organizers in eSerbia.

Having non-profit companies
Why would you have companies that give no profit, a sane person would ask. If someone asks you that, feel free to answer in same manner as i do: "FOOLS, YOU CALL ME MAAAAAADDD?!?!?!". Anyway, on some other situations when people do not tend to make silly inquiries you could always make a non-profit company and render some of your gold "useless". I'll take me as example, again (i am egocentric, indeed): When there was a shortage of jobs for construction skill in eSerbia, i used my money to make company and create 20 new work spaces for people of skill 2. About a week later, when i seen there are lots of job offers, i have closed the company and decided to go do some other stuff. Yesterday, i was told that there is a shortage of jobs for that skill AGAIN. Since hand-picked team of skilled, smart and kind people (leadership of our country) couldn't understand why would they make national company which helps low lvl players, i was forced to do it again. Ain't it funny? 😃

Having multies
Most of us know at least 1 player who has multies. What are those characters doing? Is anyone really thinking about what it does for economy? We say we have 5K active players. Out of that, only like 2K uses both food and guns - rest are multies who do nothing but sabing gold. So, heres a piece of advice: Activate those guys - spend money with them, play, chat - everything. THATS the way to help our economy. Having accounts that just hoards gold is not a part of a solution - It' a part of the problem.

Untill more articles and more fun times,

One Tin Soldier,
Leaffly