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The FSM Now Ownes a Food Company

Day 554, 18:18 • Published in Canada Canada

• by The_Church_of_the_FSM

Its called The Holy Noodle and it will soon be bringing delicious pasta and pasta-like products, blessed by his noodliness straight to your taste buds!

We promise to provide awesome q2 food at fair, honest prices that the average Canadian can afford. Currently we are looking for a few new employees. There are a few offers posted on the job market. You can either click on one of those or PM me with any questions.

And remember, it must be good, because it is blessed by the FSM!

Sincerely,
Scorpius - Manager of The Holy Noodle

Comments

koolmanjack Day 554, 18:45

this will be the greatest company ever!
btw, the food is delicious!!!

Stephen Zhukov Day 554, 19:00

Ramen

Plugson Day 554, 19:22

Meatballs for all!

Citizen B Day 554, 19:39

OK, but no egg-noodle spagetti please...

KungFu Pete Day 554, 20:25

If the FSM says it's good, then that's all the proof I need.

Tessier Corp Day 554, 22:55

I am really proud of providing the company for a fair price to the holy religion of FSM! (aka: you bought my company)
I hope you will be served properly by former called "Yamanuska Food"!

Bless the workers and bless the customers!

Colwell Day 555, 13:46

Mmmm... Sacrilicious.

Bernadoro Day 573, 06:52

Mmmm- Holy noodles... 😉

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