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The Fook You Looking At - Party President Elections

Day 1,816, 01:09 Published in Ireland Ireland by Big Sexy Black Man

Hello everybody,
I am running for PP of TFYLA & am seeking the votes of all party members.
If I win the election I will promise to do the following:

1)Secure us as a top 5 party
2)Place myself as our no. 1 Congressional candidate
3)Blackify the party

A little history on me:

Big Sexy Black Man was born in Ealing, London to an Irish mother and a Nigerian father. According to Donald McRae, his father disappeared soon after his conception, while his mother, Betty McGrath, gave him up for fostering when he was four weeks old: terrified that her father would find out she had become pregnant outside marriage and in an interracial relationship, she travelled in secret to London to have her child, who was considered illegitimate.[3]

When he was 5 years of age, one of the daughters of the family he had been fostered by came to Betty to say they couldn't control him. At that stage his mother had him back for a number of days before having to put him into an orphanage. Despite being Paul McGrath on his birth cert, the admission form required the name of the father, hence he was known as Paul Nwobilo for a time. He was brought up in a number of orphanages in Dublin but had regular visits from his mother, as well as his sister, up until the time he left.

Lastly,
I feel a reminder is needed .

A reminder to all my fellow countrymen and women that the Tír Conaill Men are the current

Ulster Senior Football Championships
All Ireland Senior Football Champions!!!!



LONG MAY THEY REIGN!

Of course pity where it's due for the former chumps, good luck next time ya shower of West Brits, scumbags & junkies!







Also join my party

Big Sexy Black Man

(Notice how my version isn't full of misplaced and idiotic capital letters that, say, the average Dub might thrown in).

 

Comments

Big Sexy Black Man
Big Sexy Black Man Day 1,816, 01:11

Dont be a clown, vote brown!

ChewChewShoe
ChewChewShoe Day 1,816, 01:16

broted and supported bro

Mr Jim Moriarty
Mr Jim Moriarty Day 1,816, 01:20

Poor boy : (

Sleep is for the weak
Sleep is for the weak Day 1,816, 03:19

West Brits, scumbags & junkies!

You will hurt Marcus's feelings ;___;

irishbhoy1967
irishbhoy1967 Day 1,816, 07:40

Ooh-Aah, Paul Nwobilo.

collinfigures
collinfigures Day 1,816, 07:54

wow a Big Sexy Black Man candidate! I like this. Interesting story.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,816, 08:55

GL

Death and Taxes
Death and Taxes Day 1,816, 12:31

When are you giving back the 500k you promised?

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,816, 13:18

Malbekh...you're some clown.

Death and Taxes
Death and Taxes Day 1,816, 14:23

Hell OJ, I find clowns to be pretty creepy and sinister to be honest

IamGawain
IamGawain Day 1,816, 18:35

1)Secure us as a top 5 party
2)Place myself as our no. 1 Congressional candidate
3)Blackify the party

1 awesome!

2 You should be a bit more selfless, to help your member's

3 What's with the race comment? Not necessarily, and is a bit racist to white people.

Good luck!

Big Sexy Black Man
Big Sexy Black Man Day 1,817, 23:51

@Malbehk was a troll & i never promised anything in that article

@IrishGawain sorry bro i didnt mean to come across as selfish & racist.

IamGawain
IamGawain Day 1,817, 00:07

It's ok i'm just pointing out to help you out, there is a little humor to the blackify the party though, interesting way to put it. Your campaign is your campaign.

Good Luck man!

Nogin the nog
Nogin the nog Day 1,817, 10:08

"This Bank holiday Monday the culprit of the most recent national robbery will be returning 500,000 iep to the Government. This money will be donated into my account Monday night."

Care to update everyone on who has this 500k?

Sean MacDiarmata
Sean MacDiarmata Day 1,817, 17:14

Nogin care to give us our money back you money grabbing bitch.

orangejuicemmm
orangejuicemmm Day 1,817, 20:29

malewbkh bnd nogin hgave dds

Big Sexy Black Man
Big Sexy Black Man Day 1,818, 02:01

As I told you in your PM & everybody else reading this article, it was a troll & quite a funny one at that. If the money was donated to me I lol at people thinking I'd give it back.

 
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