The First Week of V2 - President's Report
Dade Pendwyn
Canadian Conduit - Presidential Address #16
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Economy:
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The first moments of V2
V2 has certainly done a number on our economy. The construction industry has been crippled by exorbitant raw-material formulas, the Ministry of Industries has shuttered several companies in an effort to pull its budget down from the stratosphere, titanium prices are low, and the gap between harvesting and other professions is big enough for Star Jones to fit in.
However, despair not. eCanada is actually fairing much better than the rest of the world - as a nation blessed with all the raw materials we can handle, we are bring a lot of gold into the economy via export sales via skyrocketing demand in the wake of the new raw-mat formulas. Additionally, my decision to remove the final two printings of 70,000 CAD has saved the country 700g (to be used on MPP's in the face of growing PENIX aggression) and has pushed the dollar up to the 0.030g to 0.031g range.
For those of you who don't play close attention to the Monetary Market, that means that since the last days of V1 the Canadian Dollar has actually risen in value, while almost all other nations have seen their currency plummet. This is a sign of our economic fortitude in not-so-fortuitous times.
The beginning of the war module is going to stir things up once again. Although our economy is certainly hurting, eCanada has handled and adapted to this adversity better than any other country, and we're that much more prepared for the war module because of it.
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Hospitals and Defense Systems:
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A sneak peak of a Q1 hospital
I appreciate all the PM's I've been receiving telling me get my arse in gear and place some Hospitals and Defense Systems. However, there is currently no button to place them, and as such I'm unable to do so. As soon as I'm able to, I'll begin placing these fortifications in at-risk border provinces after discussing the best possible coordinates for them with military leaders.
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Alliances
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All MPP's are signed in front of a backlit map of the world
With Russia swigging vodka in Alaska and the Brits leering with crooked teeth across the Atlantic, eCanada finds itself in a precarious situation. As a country we've got a lot of "junk-in-a-da-trunk" so to speak, and we need to make strides to protecting that booty. I'll be using some of the gold I saved for V2 to sign new MPP's with countries we didn't have them with before. Expect to see a more explicitly defensive posture taken by the administration.
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Stay strong everyone. V2 includes, like I predicted, a whole lot of stormy seas. However, we're weathering the storm well so far - hang in there.
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Comments
Voted!
And first + second!
YOU RUINED MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fir....ah, curses!
inb4cassiechadwick
Penguin ins't included 🙁
Penguin you make Top 5 at ease with your comics, you don't need any help 😛
Dade, I have to spend 2 gold per article to get them to the top 5. I'm running out of money here. You should make a Minister of Comics, to help people who don't want to read long walls of text, make it eaiser to find out whats going on.
There's actually not too much text in this article. The even spacing and pictures helped motivate me to read.
Anyways, I'm sure the stronger dollar helped people who wanted to hoard gold. I, on the other hand, have to trade in gold from my treasure maps for dollars so I can being to afford food. A dollar a day in meager wage isn't helping.
Good job, Dade. You've done good, real good.
Pendwyn's Eye of Providence approves our undertakings and keeps watch over our CAD. Hope you find those "mysterious buttons" that will appear when the wars open.
Also,
Plug appreciates the plug.
voted. Also, check out my newspaper and tell me if you like it- sub/vote/comment welcomed 🙂
taxes on our wages are a bit high for my taste any plans on decreasing it i make 10cad a day with the taxes it goes down to 8.90 thats a preatty big loss
that final image is boss.
Thanks for the update, Mr. Prime Minister.
@steve 1423: Taxes aren't Dade's responsibility. Talk to your Congressmen about keeping their hands out of your pockets.
Im really glad youre keeping the people informed, good job and thank you! Also, I really like your new emblem. Masons forever!
Excellent. Thank you. Voted
Free TemujinBC 😃
It will help teh econmiez!
Dade-you owe me money
And now, we're back to work!