The First Encyclical
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The first Encyclical:
Beloved,
The eCatholic Church is now established in the eWorld. One thing that must be made clear immediately my brothers and sisters, is that this is not meant to be a joke, though we of course will appreciate humor in most of its many forms. To join our crusade against eViolence, unjust wars, and hatred amongst the people of the eWorld all you must do is add the eVatican as a friend.
The one true faith is growing by the day, and whether you’re a Catholic, in Real Life, or merely sick of the insanity of the eWorld, we will embrace you as brothers and sisters in the lord.
The current list of eCatholic Cardinals is as follows
Camerlengo- Cardinal Lord Pariah
Head of the Magisterium- Cardinal Kyle Crathern
eUnited Kingdom- Cardinal Bamber
eUSA- Cardinal DisDick
Switzerland- Cardinal PabloTortilla
Czech Republic- Cardinal duke winter
Czech Republic- Cardinal MrNumerios
Slovenia- Cardinal Iron Maiden - Rusty Swords
Hungary- Cardinal/Under-Secretary of State Mikrobi
Ireland- Cardinal JohnSmith 2k9
India- Cardinal Lennox Costello
Poland- Cardinal piterfraszka
Canada- Cardinal Bu77uls
Croatia- Cardinal Hrhb
Paraguay- Cardinal Willy Wonkka
Australia- Cardinal Aussie_Bloke
Brazil- Cardinal Sergio Itagiba
Lithuania- Cardinal mkhedruli
South Africa- Cardinal Amun_Nefer
Peru- Cardinal Archie911
Sweden- Cardinal Per-Fredrik
If you have any questions or issues concerning the one true faith, please address one of them with your questions, and friend them as well.
Remember it’s simple to join, just add the eVatican as a friend, and you’ll be counted among the ranks of our faith! Also, be sure to visit us in our forums, at ecatholicism.tk to join the church and let your voice ring out!
God Bless,
Head of Magisterium –Kyle Crathern
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