The Fat Lady Ain't Singing

Day 1,993, 20:24 • Published in USA USA • by Tyler Bubblar


I never liked the fat lady is singing saying, so I'm unilaterally changing it to the hot chick ain't singing yet. There are still a few hours left until the election is officially over, but the hot chick is singing. In more ways than one. It has been said recently that we need to keep UNITY until the Unity candidate gets more than twice as many votes as RGR and his PTO minions. It looks like we have met that threshold.



The overwhelming theme lately has been how dull things have become. Our elections lack drama, our lack of direct wars, our lack of a real villian even. As stated above we have met what I would call a legitimate stopping point for ending UNITY. In my mind even before this election I was for ending UNITY. Now it seems like a foregone conclusion.



In other events US AIM has RWed two areas of Canada out from under Spain. As a veteran of the Can-Am invasion by PEACE, I applaud this. Canada was our Bro, we were the Brolliance. I was edead I do not know what happened between our two nations, but the nostalgic part of me misses our Canadian brothers. That said I stand ready to kill redcoats.

Any country that produces women who look like and will do this should be cherished

Did I mention this article would be filled with gratuitious hot women?

I am about out of things to say, but I want to urge my fellow citizens of this fine nation to have some fun. If you are bored don't give up, rock the boat, flip the boat, blow the boat up. Change is coming it is my belief that the Federalist Party will be at the forefront of this change. Mark my words the second half of 2013 will belong to the Proud and Horny Federalists, join us on the wild ride that is coming!



In conclusion as always: