The eUK, the world, and you.

Day 571, 11:35 Published in United Kingdom North Korea by Glorious Failure

Hello there, people of the internet.

Over the past few days I have watched the eUK forums and media, and responses to various policy issues that have been acted upon over the past week or so. Allow me to explain.

By far the biggest issue for many of the population of the UK has been Germany. The previous administration accepted the MPP with Germany – an action that would not have been taken by the current government. Why is this the case, I hear you cry? Allow me to explain the situation.

At the time, ATLANTIS had just suffered a large defeat. Two of the most important regions in the Asian and European conflict had just been lost. Romania, once the powerhouse of that alliance decided to throw down their arms in protest at the alleged cheating going on. In amongst all this, the Swedish government at the time wanted action; they wanted Germany. Many other ideas were put on the table by ATLANTIS member states; even suggesting a path through Germany into the Netherlands, where real war could be waged. Nothing. War was declared, and Germany eventually fell.

Where did the UK fit here? Congress at the time decided to accept the MPP offered by the Germans; thus putting us directly against the Swedish army. Originally orders were to fight the Swedes. That article was deleted within the day for a replacement saying to NOT fight in that war by the previous administration. And thus the fun began. Sweden is/was one of the UK's oldest allies in this game. Yes, the acts of Kalle Holm weren't exactly nice, but surely history has to count for something? So the UK turned against the Swedes, and sided officially with the Germans; the MPP counts for something surely, we'll ignore official requests not to fight in that war. The vast majority of the ex-ATLANTIS bloc decided actual, proper, neutrality was the way forward in this conflict was the way forward. We didn't. We were wrong.

(For a better historical perspective on Germany, see Dishmcds' article -here-)

The problem with these decisions is that it didn't just anger the Swedish population. Several ex-ATLANTIS countries were also really rather displeased about all this. So much so that whispers of invasion through the now open UK – Sweden war (Activated by MPPs) by Sweden and several other countries' armed forces. This never happened; thankfully.

Our general populace fought in the majority of battles. As a general rule paratroopers did not, neither did people from other sections of the armed forces. In the last battle, we sent some paratroopers over for a bit of light tanking. This was right after the change in administration. One of them was given enough gold and guns in order to achieve field marshal rank, and do some damm good damage in the process. The other major tanking incident was to do some even more awesome damage, and hopefully win the battle for Germany. Yes, win the battle for Germany. We saw an interesting opportunity at this point; if they kept the last region, they could attack back, with the help of their MPPs. This means extra battles for the population of the country. I know what you guys are like, we tell you not to fight somewhere, with a wink and a nudge, and you'll fight there. More wellness for all, a better fighting population, and chances are Sweden still coming out victorious. Free training battles guys!

I see outrage over an apology to the Polish; would you not be annoyed if we invaded a country, and one of our old allies fought against us? A small feeling of betrayal, yes?

The general populace appears to want the UK to police the world, always fighting against the large and benefiting the poor; a Robin Hood-esque figure in the international community if you will.

No.

The UK is not a big enough, strong enough, powerful enough, or rich enough to serve that role. To use an animal metaphor, imagine Indonesia and Romania, or any other military powerhouse for that matter at their prime were bears in a wood. Compared to that the UK is a little wolf right now. If that little wolf irritates the bigger animals it can quite easily be eaten. Nom nom nom nom. Helping small nations, whilst a noble goal, is simply a bad idea in many cases. Going against very long term allies in the process? It's just downright silly.

I'd love to help all these little countries; really, I would. In an ideal world we'd be able too. But we can't. It's not a case of not wanting too, it's not being able too. Sorry. Maybe if people stopped complaining constantly, and actually did something we'd be in a better place right now. I cannot lay the current problems all on the previous administration. No. I blame you, the public. It's so very easy to sit there in your comfort, doing your 2 clicks a day and criticise those who work harder than you. Trust me, I've been there. Stop saying, start doing, people.

Glorious_Failure
Minister of Foreign affairs, UK.