The eUK..........The Gift That Keeps On Giving.
Day 748, 12:23
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by Preston Sage
EPIC eUK 
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United Kingdom attacked New Jersey, USA.
Damn it to hell. Those pesky eUK’ers are trying to block the eUSA’s eventual attack of eJapan. It’s not like we didn’t see that one coming right? We’ll use this war to train for a few hours, until we invade the shores of Kyushu.
United Kingdom attacked Massachusetts, USA.
I guess that they didn’t get the message the first time. The eUSA isn’t going to waste their time with you because we have bigger fish to fry. Nice try though. Better luck next time.
United Kingdom attacked Rhode Island, USA.
Rhode Island? I didn’t even know that God forsaken place was still a state. It’s yours for the taking eUK. We’ll come back for it when we have time to deal with you. Enjoy it while it lasts.
United Kingdom attacked Connecticut, USA.
Ok….this is getting just a little bit annoying. Get the tea and crumpets out of your damn ears eUK’ers. We have other things to deal with before we can fit you in on the liberation list. Go play with Rhode Island until we can get a chance to deal with you.
United States attacked Kyushu, Japan.
See eUK. I told you that we had more important things to do. So enjoy the sewers of New Jersey until we can fit you into our schedules. K…..thnx.
United Kingdom attacked Pennsylvania, USA.
I guess that you eUK’ers are a stubborn bunch. Hate to hurt your feelings, but we still aren’t buying what you’re selling. We’ll get you on our time, and not yours.
United Kingdom attacked Delaware, USA.
You know what eUK’ers? I admire your persistence in a way. I mean, we keep ignoring what you are trying to do, and you just keep on coming. I can’t get mad at such a well thought out strategy. As long as you don’t attack a state that borders Canada, you guys will be ok. Even the average idiot in the eUK knows that Maryland would be the next obvious choice to attack. As long as you don’t attack a state like Maine, Vermont, New York, or Pennsylvania….
Pennsylvania……
Seriously eUK….how could you be this stupid. With all of the other states to attack, you choose one that borders our closest ally. Did you guys have a map of the eUSA on a wall and threw darts at it to figure out which state you would attack next? If you knuckleheads are apart of the PHOENIX brain trust, then taking them down won’t be that big of a problem.
I swear that you guys are your own worst enemy….and EDEN’s greatest asset.
HAIL THE USA!!!
HAIL CANADA!!!
HAIL EDEN!!!
!!!United Kingdom attacked New Jersey, USA.
Damn it to hell. Those pesky eUK’ers are trying to block the eUSA’s eventual attack of eJapan. It’s not like we didn’t see that one coming right? We’ll use this war to train for a few hours, until we invade the shores of Kyushu.
United Kingdom attacked Massachusetts, USA.
I guess that they didn’t get the message the first time. The eUSA isn’t going to waste their time with you because we have bigger fish to fry. Nice try though. Better luck next time.
United Kingdom attacked Rhode Island, USA.
Rhode Island? I didn’t even know that God forsaken place was still a state. It’s yours for the taking eUK. We’ll come back for it when we have time to deal with you. Enjoy it while it lasts.
United Kingdom attacked Connecticut, USA.
Ok….this is getting just a little bit annoying. Get the tea and crumpets out of your damn ears eUK’ers. We have other things to deal with before we can fit you in on the liberation list. Go play with Rhode Island until we can get a chance to deal with you.
United States attacked Kyushu, Japan.
See eUK. I told you that we had more important things to do. So enjoy the sewers of New Jersey until we can fit you into our schedules. K…..thnx.
United Kingdom attacked Pennsylvania, USA.
I guess that you eUK’ers are a stubborn bunch. Hate to hurt your feelings, but we still aren’t buying what you’re selling. We’ll get you on our time, and not yours.
United Kingdom attacked Delaware, USA.
You know what eUK’ers? I admire your persistence in a way. I mean, we keep ignoring what you are trying to do, and you just keep on coming. I can’t get mad at such a well thought out strategy. As long as you don’t attack a state that borders Canada, you guys will be ok. Even the average idiot in the eUK knows that Maryland would be the next obvious choice to attack. As long as you don’t attack a state like Maine, Vermont, New York, or Pennsylvania….
Pennsylvania……
Seriously eUK….how could you be this stupid. With all of the other states to attack, you choose one that borders our closest ally. Did you guys have a map of the eUSA on a wall and threw darts at it to figure out which state you would attack next? If you knuckleheads are apart of the PHOENIX brain trust, then taking them down won’t be that big of a problem.
I swear that you guys are your own worst enemy….and EDEN’s greatest asset.
HAIL THE USA!!!
HAIL CANADA!!!
HAIL EDEN!!!
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Hell Yeah! Gotta love the eUK thought process lol.
Go eUSA!!
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LOL....you gotta love those eUK'ers. They have great entertainment qualities.
you mean like herpes?
"Rhode Island? I didn’t even know that God forsaken place was still a state"
lol
I wonder if this war with Japan will be as successful as the ones with the UK, France, Mexico, Canada, Russia, Portugal...
Herpes are more dangerous than eUK...
haha, UK fail
Herpes are more dangerous than eUK...
x2
UK FAIL!!
@daniecox, it's not a war, we are just passing through on vacation. We heard Asia is nice this time of year.
Also Canada hates Redcoats just as much as George Washington.
And finally, Herpes are more dangerous than eUK...
x3
>Rhode Island? I didn’t even know that God forsaken place was still a state
Less a state and more Golds US-Irish Gym and Tavern.
! CONGRATULATIONS UK !
Epic fail you have 😉
D'OH MAXXX!!!
I love this article.
Great pacing and story texture.
Voted.
Subbed.
Trackbacked.
What else can one do?
awesome
>"What else can one do?"
Man-on-man gratuity?
I thought we let the Irish have Rhode Island the damn leprechauns 😉
Only complaint: "So enjoy the sewers of New Jersey until we can fit you into our schedules."
No fair thats where my friends hang out, we dont want no Redcoats there
Put your burgers down and stop touching your parents up for a second.
Just wanted to ask you- what it's like to be the most hated people in the world?
I can't understand why people would want to be your allies, cos those are the only people you shoot at!
With a bit of luck, were gunna be sending one of your stupid septic tanks back to you minging, po-faced, uphill gardeners.
LoL
Beaver Forrest ltd....this is just a game my friend. There is no need to bring RL into it. The US just may be the most hated country in the world, but it isn't because of anything that the people that play this game has done. If you want to direct your anger towards someone, then do it towards the US government like the rest of us.
Did you think i meant RL, lol
At least you know the truth anyway!
Just sticking up for the eUK, although i wish i hadn't bothered, as you all seem to be Ajay Bruno loving wooden planks, who's hight of conversation is the word fail.
WOW!
Totally with you Beaver...now we know where Winston gets his enlightening discursive techniques from.
And you eYanks wonder why the rest of the New World thinks you're a bunch of illiterate, inbred rednecks?
You talk big, perhaps it's time to act big? More likely you will just keep on doing the same stupid (imperialistic) thing as you have done before, and expect different results.
A dude called Einstein (famous physicist-you may know him!) suggested that was the definition of insanity...time will tell in your case!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/phoenix-i-got-better-idea-1074087/1/all" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/phoe[..]/all
XD
Beaver Forrest ltd....sometimes you can't get a feel for the intent of a person's post because you can't actually see them. I'm sorry for misrepresenting your intentions.
This article was excellent. Vote and sub.
New Jersey doesn't need any help...The Jersey locals can take the eUK Army and still have time for a coffee in the morning before reading about their victory in the morning news.
wow... XP...
Hail the Brolliance, Bro!
Einstein was an American (by choice) and a New Jersey resident.
eden fails
~hyuu~
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The worst part is the way he insults his own country - I feel bad for Rhode Islanders and all the rest that were dismissed so casually and New Jersey which in your opinion is apparently epitomised by sewers.
Classy.
Yep sure, you just to make it look like you don't care and made a joke in light heart. Fingers crossed that the New Jersey and Rhode Island residents have a better sense of humour than me because I feel bad that they have such lowlife neighbours writing such articles about them.
This article = epic win
The British Empire strikes back!
Boring... again!!!
BORING, you whole propaganda is based on "haha they are attacking us and we aren't doing anything but we should say they fail for no reason even though we don't have the balls to attack them".
epic failiure for the Ukers, they don't even know what they are messing with. 🙂 GO eUSA!!!
We know what we're messing with, and unlike you, it isn't our own brothers and sisters.
Ages ago, Vincent Aquilae said "Einstein was an American (by choice) and a New Jersey resident."
Actually, he hated it in America and got so annoyed with people bugging him he had to pretend he wasn't Einstein.
Hah
"A dude called Einstein (famous physicist-you may know him!) suggested that was the definition of insanity...time will tell in your case!"
Ah, the subtle nuance of sarcasm. I know some of you eYanks struggle with such high brow concepts such as refined humour and intellect!
Anyway, why don't you guys grow a set and attack eUK, like you have been threatening for months. Or maybe you would prefer to attack a weaker nation like Japan...hows that going for you guys?
And you say we are fail...
Winston L.S. Churchill 10 hours ago
The Americans fear me. They know I will destroy them. It's their idea o fmanipulation.
you e-yanks are all e-bellends.
"Or maybe you would prefer to attack a weaker nation like Japan...hows that going for you guys?"
Says the member of an alliance called PHEONIX, who spent over 10k gold on a battle that was unimportant, as the Japanese president has been heard to have said that he may allow the Americans to pass through.