The eUK Situation

Day 3,481, 14:46 Published in Norway Norway by Major Lee Hung
To eNorway

Countrymen,

Today some rogue elements in the eUK proposed us as a natural enemy - an interesting response to my article reminding people that ring member BigAnt is a thief and a scammer.

Their ringleader - a known PTOer named Ajay Bruno - has five days in the eUK presidency following the impeachment of Sir Humphrey Appleby. Having an unstable egomaniac in charge of a neighbouring country is a direct threat to the security of all surrounding countries. The use of multies and his bitter followers changed the political scene within the eUK at the last congress elections.

Unfortunately, these people are now attempting to target eNorway for my actions alone. I feel it only right to challenge thieves & PTOers openly before they put the final nail in the coffin of the eWorld, and their only credible response is to use the eUK as a platform to fight me - and us. I apologise to our nation for the fact that eNorway has been dragged in to this; know that many will stand with us to stop this.

To eUK

eUK,

The eWorld stands with you in these difficult few days. There are few things that unite us all, but a strong dislike for Ajay Bruno and his antics are certainly one of them. The eUK isn't the first and won't be the last country to be threatened by this plastic politician, but you can defeat him and his followers and we all support you in this.

One of his strongest weapons is the apathy of your community - don't let him use this against you to hold on to power. The best you can do right now is keep your nation's assets away from him. He'll leave before long, and his ring of followers will shortly follow.