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Context: Last night someone tried to impersonate Rodney at the Congress IRC meeting. I banned the IP, and then tonight King Will logged on to #euk and complained he couldn't access the Congress IRC channel. We unbanned the IP that had impersonated Rodders, and lo and behold he was able to join. The nick being used tonight also originates from the United States.


01:12 *** HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat joined #euk
01:13 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat Greetings loyal subjects
01:13 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat I am curious about the commons perspective on the reign of the false king woldy, and how we may return Britain's rightful King to the throne
01:14 AaronMDaniels cant tell if legit
01:14 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat You are a traitor
01:14 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat I'll have it on a PIKE
01:14 AaronMDaniels And the rightful monarch of UK is Queen Elizabeth, rightful monarch of eUK is, and shall always be King Woldy
01:14 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat you deserve to have your head removed from your shoulders
01:14 Sambo223 k
01:15 AaronMDaniels k
01:15 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat Woldy is a homosexual. Gays can't have blood heirs
01:15 Sambo223 and what's wrong with that?
01:15 HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat therefore he can't be King
01:15 AaronMDaniels if your willy the silly why dont you join the congress irc?
01:15 Sambo223 he can cos it's a game
01:15 AaronMDaniels btw dont mean to alarm you eUK, I may have pissed off Argentina
01:15 Sambo223 ^
01:16 Sambo223 the idiot may have trolled them a little
01:16 AaronMDaniels or a lot
01:16 AaronMDaniels no one seems to care yet though
01:16 *** HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ joined #euk
01:16 AaronMDaniels very inactive
01:16 AaronMDaniels lol
01:17 AaronMDaniels cant his majesty the great one and king afford a stable internet connection
01:17 Adastros f*cking lol
01:17 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I can't join #massdebate wtf
01:17 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ fail
01:17 Adastros Ajay hiu
01:17 Sambo223 #massdebate not #ukmassdebate
01:17 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I'm visiting the colonies
01:17 Adastros hi
01:17 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ spotty internet here
01:17 AaronMDaniels hi Ajay
01:17 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ #massdebate won't bloody work
01:17 AaronMDaniels maybe your banned?
01:17 Sambo223 gutted
01:17 Adastros he isn't
01:17 AaronMDaniels we did ban fake Rodneys ip
01:17 Adastros ahhhh
01:17 Adastros could that be it
01:17 AaronMDaniels mm
01:17 AaronMDaniels i think so
01:18 AaronMDaniels when we banned RodneyMckay_
01:18 *** panning left #euk
01:18 Sambo223 where are you atm HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ?
01:18 Adastros try now ajay
01:18 Sambo223 in the colonies?
01:18 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ oh bleeding hell
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01:18 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ It's too bad your fathers didn't box your ears as children
01:19 Sambo223 which colony?
01:19 AaronMDaniels William you say your in the colonies atm?
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I am on Prince Edward Island on holiday
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ excuse me
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ you will address me as YOUR MAJESTY
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ and
01:20 Sambo223 prince edward island in Canada?
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ or YOUR GRACe
01:20 *** HisMajestyKingWilliamtheGreat quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ OR MY KING
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ty
01:20 AaronMDaniels Prince Edward Island in Canada right Ajay?
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ yes
01:20 --- Garth_L is back
01:20 AaronMDaniels interesting
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ which is why I was going to the pub with my mates ofc
01:20 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ silly
01:20 Adastros try joining #massdebate now
01:20 Sambo223 then why are you connected via American servers?
01:21 AaronMDaniels is that why your connected to american servers?
01:21 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I'm not
01:21 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ This is a Dutch proxy
01:21 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_
01:21 AaronMDaniels thelinuxfix
01:21 AaronMDaniels thelinuxfix.com
01:21 Appleby x_X
01:21 AaronMDaniels seems like a dutch proxy
01:21 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Security and all that
01:21 AaronMDaniels pretty sure its american
01:21 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Palace security is extremely cautious
01:21 Appleby y'know
01:22 Appleby when this chan was properly modded
01:22 Appleby I'd have added this nick to your usual akick group
01:22 Appleby by this I mean yer king tw*t bollocks
01:23 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ how dare you
01:23 AaronMDaniels king t*at bollocks
01:23 AaronMDaniels yer a t*at matae
01:23 Appleby aye
01:23 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ nearly 40% of the British people wanted me as their Prime Minister King
01:23 Sambo223 so then ajay how is America atm?
01:23 AaronMDaniels you have a suspicous DEMEANOUR
01:23 Adastros ya multis then
01:23 Appleby forgot an important e der mate
01:23 Appleby eBritish
01:24 AaronMDaniels i hear america, thelinuxfix.com hosted of course, is nice this time of year
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01:25 Fataliix Oh this looks fun
01:25 AaronMDaniels ?
01:25 AaronMDaniels ;P
01:26 AaronMDaniels we are just talking to the loser of yesterdays election fata
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01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ The fact that fata picks Sambo as MOFA
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ says a lot
01:27 Sambo223 aye it does
01:27 Fataliix Yep
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ he is some immature pre-teen
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ who trolls
01:27 Fataliix He's 25 lmao
01:27 Sambo223 I troll you HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I should be MOFA
01:27 Appleby older than me
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ even worse
01:27 *** MC^ is now known as MC^off
01:27 Sambo223 as does everyone else
01:27 Fataliix He was a great MoFA last month
01:28 Fataliix And the MoFA of last month recommended him
01:28 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ he is a proper dim
01:28 AaronMDaniels you shouldn't be MoFA willy xD
01:28 Fataliix Why should I pick someone who supposedly has zero government experience beyond riling up Congress?
01:28 AaronMDaniels The fact that fata picked sambo as MoFA does say alot, it says that he picked the best man for the job
01:28 Appleby +
01:28 Sambo223 you're too kind AaronMDaniels
01:28 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Bcz I am awesome
01:28 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ and
01:28 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ the rightful King
01:29 AaronMDaniels ily Sambo223
01:29 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I will have all woldy lovers heads on a PIKE
01:29 Adastros 101 in losing gracefully
01:29 AaronMDaniels 10/10
01:29 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ALso I forgot, Woldy is a butt pirate right
01:29 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ like he has sex with men in RL correct?
01:29 Adastros challenge him then willy
01:29 Appleby s'good show this
01:29 Adastros get 10 sponsors
01:29 Adastros and challenge him for the dictatorship
01:29 Adastros then we can see who has more support
01:29 AaronMDaniels not that I know Woldy's sexual preferences, but would you be against that willy?
01:29 Adastros ' like he has sex with men in RL correct?'
01:29 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ We need more Serbs in the eUK I think
01:29 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ they're cool
01:30 Adastros and don't you even dare try to bring peoples real life into this
01:30 AaronMDaniels confirmed willy ^
01:30 Adastros i haven't a clue about woldy, but i think i speak for everyone when i say that kinda shit is not on
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Like Serbs are srzly awesome
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ omg they are the funniest people ever
01:30 AaronMDaniels the fact that you would be against the homosexual lifestyle and your love of serbs further confirms you as Ajay Bruno. Devout Republican and largely against homosexuality
01:30 Garth_L shit troll is shit
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ and
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ their patriotism is admirable
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ People in the UK dgaf
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ which is why
01:30 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ almost 7 in 8 voted for shit people
01:31 Sambo223 unreal banter
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ UKIP is the ONLY way
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ f*ck the Republicans, those left-wing cunts
01:31 *** |Yui| joined #euk
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Nigel Farage deserves to be PM
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ PERIOD
01:31 *** BeachBunny joined #euk
01:31 Sambo223 Republicans?
01:31 *** rupke left #euk
01:31 |Yui| I HEARD AJAY WAS HERE
01:31 |Yui| MY LOVE
01:31 AaronMDaniels this banter is great
01:31 BeachBunny hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I am harder to the right than Woldy's ch*de at the sight of a naked man
01:31 |Yui| wait
01:31 *** Garmr joined #euk
01:31 Adastros someone op me
01:31 Garmr What's up you english tea drinking motherfuckers
01:31 Sambo223 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_: is ajay
01:31 Fataliix We're playing with Ajay
01:31 BeachBunny my favorite toy!!!!!!!!!!!
01:31 Garmr Please dont act as if my friend Ajay is some multi cheater
01:31 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ Hey Fataliix you piece of shit you weren't even alive during a lot of this crap
01:32 Garmr He's a respectable responsible politician
01:32 AaronMDaniels alot of what crap?
01:32 Adastros its funny
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ you don't know what you are talking about
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ you dumb f*ck
01:32 Adastros its as if willy doesn't realise
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ F*CK ALL OF YOU YANKEE CUNTS
01:32 AaronMDaniels I really dont know what your talking about Ajay
01:32 Fataliix You are right
01:32 Adastros that all of this is being logged
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ I AM THE TRUE BRIT
01:32 Fataliix I was born three weeks ago
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01:32 Adastros by about half a dozen people
01:32 Fataliix I am a miracle
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ F*CK YOU
01:32 Garmr YANKEE = Jan Kees = Dutch
01:32 BeachBunny The Yanks have arrived
01:32 Garmr
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ YANKEE FUCKS
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ALL HAIL BRITAIN
01:32 Sambo223 what is a cheeky nandos HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ?
01:32 Garth_L ^
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ALL HAIL KING WILLIAM
01:32 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ THE ONE AND TRUE KING
01:32 Adastros man
01:32 Garmr If you are truly a brit
01:32 AaronMDaniels what is a cheeky nandos
01:32 Adastros im gonna paste bin this sh*t
01:32 Garmr Tell me right now
01:32 Sambo223 do it Adastros
01:32 Garmr What is the name of Holly's boyfriend
01:32 AaronMDaniels pastebin it adastros


Bonus Ajay, from #MassDebate

1:18 Adastros .clear bans
01:18 --- GeorgeWashington has unbanned *!~qwebirc@*
01:18 GeorgeWashington All bans on channel #MassDebate have been removed.
01:18 Scarfar .view bans
01:18 Scarfar .clear bans
01:18 Scarfar well f*ck you too george
01:19 AaronMDaniels lol
01:21 *** HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ joined #MassDebate
01:21 Adastros lol
01:21 AaronMDaniels lol
01:21 Adastros confirmed as the person impersonating rodney then
01:21 AaronMDaniels ok that confirms that then Adastros
01:22 Adastros yup
01:23 AaronMDaniels haha
01:23 AaronMDaniels no denying that
01:25 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ LIES
01:25 AaronMDaniels glad your using your real nick this time xD
01:25 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ ALL LIES
01:25 AaronMDaniels well thats who we unbanned, and rightio your able to connect now ;P
01:25 Adastros yeah seems it mate
01:25 Adastros you couldn't join when we had somebody who was pretending to be rodney banned
01:25 Adastros we unban him
01:25 Adastros and you can jon
01:25 Adastros join
01:26 AaronMDaniels lol
01:26 Adastros so, was it you impersonating him on the dictator bill vote?
01:26 AaronMDaniels seems suspicious
01:26 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ you all are very dodgy
01:27 HisMajestyKingWIlliamtheGreat_ making a dog's dinner of the whole eUK political scene