The eRepublik drinking game

Day 2,031, 10:51 • Published in Romania Romania • by Riyusaky



“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”


What's up, nerds ?
Many of you are always asking me: "Why are so happy ? You shouldn't be that happy, what is wrong with you ?".Well, dear friends and foes, the time has come to reveal my little dirty secret to happiness.





It is that simple.Large amounts of alcohol dissipated in a ridiculous amount of time.I don't really need a reason to drink ( although destroying what's left of my brain cells would be a goal ) however, i thought of a little drinking game for you people.Without further ado, i present to you...





THE RULES
DRINK WHEN :


1.You log in.
2.You see the headless chicken.
3.You see a new offer.
4.Someone writes a “o7” comment.
5.You see feeds you can’t understand.
6.You stare at your own profile.
7.You read a ridiculous article.
8.You see someone fighting for the wrong side.
9.Another one of your friends gets banned.
10.You stare at the map wondering..
11.You see someone buying votes.




HARDCORE MODE

1.Drink whenever you see another croatian RW in Europe.
2.Drink whenever you see another incompetent official.
3.Drink whenever you see another country being conquered completely.




Riyusaky, the beer whisperer
Cheers !