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16:25 Father_Scorpius everyone ready?
16:25 KellyMahoney yes
16:25 Father_Scorpius u ready leto?
16:26 Duke_Leto YES!
16:26 Father_Scorpius ok
16:26 Gofarman crys
16:26 Father_Scorpius now before we start unless told to speak anyone besides me leto or kelly can get roundhousekicked from the wedding
16:26 Father_Scorpius so.....
16:26 KellyMahoney hands gofar a hankie
16:26 Gofarman crys from laughing
16:27 Duke_Leto puts on cyanide tipped boots
16:27 Father_Scorpius we are gathered here to day to witness kelly mahoney and duke leto joined in the bonds of Noodley matrimony
16:27 Gofarman >Surprised
16:27 Father_Scorpius gof seriously
16:27 Gofarman lol serious?
16:27 *** Gofarman left #letokellywedding
16:27 Duke_Leto Continue Father
16:28 Father_Scorpius i am Scorpius, the Chief Rabbi, Pope, and Priest of the Church of the FSM
16:28 KellyMahoney fascinating 😉
16:28 Father_Scorpius and by the power bestowed upon me by leto and the great Royal Feudalist Party i will be conducting the service today even though i have no idea what to say
16:28 Duke_Leto w00t
16:28 KellyMahoney excellent
16:29 Father_Scorpius will the groom step forward please?
16:29 *** Gofarman joined #letokellywedding
16:29 Duke_Leto steps froward
16:29 Duke_Leto *forward
16:29 Father_Scorpius duke leto. do you have any eVows?
16:30 Duke_Leto Yes
16:30 Father_Scorpius proceed then
16:31 KellyMahoney looks at Leto expectantly
16:31 Father_Scorpius looks at gof suspiciously
16:31 Duke_Leto I vow to not get my eWife in any danger caused by politics, my actions, or anyone that seeks to send people to ruin
16:31 Duke_Leto I also vow that, i will love her through esleet, eSnow, and eHail
16:32 Father_Scorpius what about eAcid Rain?
16:33 Duke_Leto (Mailman joke)
16:33 Duke_Leto Anyway
16:33 Father_Scorpius
16:33 Father_Scorpius kelly mahoney step forward
16:33 Duke_Leto My last vow is to love her untill eDeath or the need to see other people arises
16:33 Father_Scorpius ok
16:33 Father_Scorpius good
16:33 Father_Scorpius ur done now
16:33 Father_Scorpius i have a q2 food company to manage lets get moving
16:33 Father_Scorpius jk
16:34 Father_Scorpius kelly u can step forward now
16:34 KellyMahoney steps forward
16:34 Father_Scorpius plays wedding music as kelly steps forward
16:34 Father_Scorpius ah what beautiful music
16:34 Father_Scorpius my thanks to bruck for this great track of him singing Maybe Im Amazed
16:34 Trentonius starts to cry
16:34 Father_Scorpius hands trent a tissue
16:35 KellyMahoney glares
16:35 Father_Scorpius kelly, do you have any wedding vows?
16:35 Duke_Leto plays piano part
16:35 KellyMahoney I vow that music will be played only on personal listening devices from now on, and not to subject others to my personal musical tastes!
16:36 Duke_Leto gets away from piano
16:36 Duke_Leto Sorry
16:36 KellyMahoney no problem
16:36 Father_Scorpius smashes piano quietly so as not to disrupt kelly
16:37 Duke_Leto hands gasoline
16:37 Father_Scorpius goes to get matches
16:37 Father_Scorpius excuse me for 1 moment
16:37 KellyMahoney I also vow to avoid placing my eHusband into danger, be it epolitical, emilitarialy, or involve e-dogs
16:37 KellyMahoney hey....
16:37 Father_Scorpius is back
16:37 Father_Scorpius sorry
16:38 Father_Scorpius hands leto matches
16:38 Duke_Leto burns piano
16:38 Duke_Leto puts out fire
16:38 Duke_Leto waits expectantly
16:38 Gofarman LOL
16:39 KellyMahoney *clears throat* I also vow to eLove my e-husband through e-sleet, eSnow and eHail, but through lightning storms I will be a crazy person
16:39 Father_Scorpius touching
16:39 Father_Scorpius now
16:39 Father_Scorpius trenton, as president of both leto and kelly's political party, you will be given the task of giving away the bride
16:40 Father_Scorpius trentonius?
16:40 Father_Scorpius wonders if he is asleep
16:41 Duke_Leto prods Trent with a sword fish
16:41 Duke_Leto Trent?
16:41 Duke_Leto Trent?
16:41 Father_Scorpius ...
16:41 Duke_Leto checks Trent's pulse
16:41 Duke_Leto He's Dead!
16:41 Father_Scorpius anyone else want to give kelly away?
16:41 KellyMahoney faints
16:41 Father_Scorpius quietly pushes trent under the table
16:41 Duke_Leto catches Kelly
16:41 Father_Scorpius revives kelly
16:42 Trentonius wakes up
16:42 Father_Scorpius its a miracle!
16:42 KellyMahoney he's alive!
16:42 Trentonius huh what the...
16:42 Father_Scorpius all praise the FSM!
16:42 Duke_Leto oh he's awake
16:42 Father_Scorpius trent can you give kelly away now?
16:42 Trentonius Oh yeah sure
16:43 Trentonius unlocks Kelly from the metal chain attached to the post by her ankle
16:43 Father_Scorpius thank you
16:43 KellyMahoney curtsies
16:43 Duke_Leto Interesting....
16:43 Father_Scorpius now, duke leto, do you take kelly mahoney to be your eWife?
16:43 Duke_Leto i do
16:44 Father_Scorpius and kelly mahoney, do you take duke leto to be your eHusband?
16:44 KellyMahoney Indeed
16:45 Father_Scorpius then by the power given to me by the great state of Kansas, in the name of the FSM, the arrr, and the holy noodle, i now pronounce you eHusband and eWife!
16:45 Father_Scorpius claps
16:45 Father_Scorpius you may eKiss the bride
16:45 Duke_Leto leans in for a kiss
16:45 Trentonius but i object....
16:45 Father_Scorpius 😮
16:46 Father_Scorpius oops i forgot that part
16:46 KellyMahoney huh?
16:46 Father_Scorpius rewinds
16:46 Father_Scorpius does anyone object?
16:46 Duke_Leto Damn
16:46 KellyMahoney :/
16:46 Trentonius I OBJECT!
16:46 citizenrobyn yes
16:46 Father_Scorpius
16:46 Father_Scorpius well i suppose we should hear your objections
16:46 Trentonius Leto you can't marry Kelly
16:46 Trentonius SHE IS A MAN!!
16:47 Father_Scorpius
16:47 KellyMahoney sighs
16:47 Trentonius also carrying my baby
16:47 KellyMahoney lol
16:47 Duke_Leto wait
16:47 citizenrobyn duke you are too young too marry. you just thinking with your pecker.... wait it out. see who the father is before getting married
16:47 KellyMahoney I'm a pregnant man?
16:47 Father_Scorpius stabs trenton with a letter opener
16:47 Trentonius even though he's a man
16:47 Duke_Leto i thought it was mine
16:47 Trentonius Surprised
16:47 Father_Scorpius SCANDAL!
16:48 Duke_Leto any way
16:48 KellyMahoney considers fainting again
16:48 Father_Scorpius ok lets move on then
16:48 Duke_Leto Can we continue
16:48 Father_Scorpius so where was i
16:48 Duke_Leto i actually thought about this robyn
16:48 Father_Scorpius ah yes
16:48 Father_Scorpius you may now kiss the pregnant bride-man
16:48 citizenrobyn did you sign an e prenup?
16:48 Duke_Leto ?
16:49 Father_Scorpius .k citizenrobyn
16:49 Father_Scorpius wtf where is my op?
16:49 *** citizenrobyn was kicked by Duke_Leto (citizenrobyn)
16:49 Father_Scorpius there we go
16:49 Father_Scorpius now
16:49 Duke_Leto and stay out!
16:49 Father_Scorpius lets get back on track
16:49 Father_Scorpius moves past eKissing part
16:49 Father_Scorpius you guys can do that later
16:49 Father_Scorpius now
16:50 Father_Scorpius as per pastafarian tradition i will now perform the celebratory kicking of the gofarman
16:50 *** Gofarman was kicked by Father_Scorpius (Gofarman)
16:50 *** Gofarman joined #letokellywedding
16:50 *** Gofarman was kicked by Duke_Leto (Gofarman)
16:50 *** Gofarman joined #letokellywedding
16:50 *** citizenrobyn joined #letokellywedding
16:50 Father_Scorpius ah damn the demon has autojoin
16:50 --- Father_Scorpius has banned *!~mitchmacp@*
16:50 *** Gofarman was kicked by Father_Scorpius (Gofarman)
16:50 *** SirDeLaShaunRonSmith joined #letokellywedding
16:50 Father_Scorpius
16:50 Father_Scorpius ALL PRAISE THE FSM!
16:50 SirDeLaShaunRonSmith Seriously?
16:50 KellyMahoney interesting
16:51 SirDeLaShaunRonSmith this is actually happening?
16:51 Father_Scorpius haha'
16:51 Duke_Leto continue padre
16:51 Father_Scorpius ok now the ceremony has finished, we shall proceed with the reception
16:51 Father_Scorpius calls on gofarman to get the drinks
16:51 Father_Scorpius oh wait....

such a touching ceremony *cries*