THE DO NOT VOTE LIST

Day 1,100, 16:55 Published in Japan Japan by Geno Garon

Welcome back, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Since Congressional Elections are upon us, I have taken it upon myself, as the current Speaker, to provide a list of citizens who are running for congress that I just can't seems to trust whether it be because I don't know them, or, more tellingly, because I do. Here is the list.

GODZILLA:

CLEAN! No suspicious characters here.

IMPERIAL SUN PARTY:

Cherebus
KhomKhomChi
Josh_Price
Serge Ascalion
Aeolia Schenberg
Eiji Date
Rygar-san
Raymond Toru
AmaterasuOmikami
Maebara Keichii
Muda Maeda Tadashi
Shisio Makoto
Sugawara Michizane

VONGOLA FAMILY

Tanaka Kenji

UNITED LOLIES OF JAPAN

IkariGendo
Irimi

DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF JAPAN

CLEAN! No suspicious characters here.

Now, I'm not going to say that EVERY name on this list is a PTOer. I am fully aware that there are people in eJapan I simply have not met yet. However, many of these names are not going anywhere, simply because these citizens have shown in the past that they are untrustable.


Still, I would LOVE to take at least a few of these names off the list, especially if it means I can introduce myself to a soon-to-be congressman, get to know them, and become super best friend for life. SO, if you or someone you know is on this list, and you don't think that person belongs with the rest of this riff raff, please send me a message or comment on the paper, so that we can keep this DO NOT VOTE list to as few names as possible.

Good luck to all the Anglo-Saxon, English-speaking Americans real eJapanese running this election. Speaker OUT.


~ Geno Garon