The death of capitalism: The eNorwegian cultural revolution
Day 1,250, 12:16
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by Andreas Moe
Cooomnmmrrraaaaades!
Recently the glorious peoples party of “Det Norske Venstrepartiet” was founded in eNorway, many people were filled with such joy hearing this they spontaneously started dancing and singing in the streets.
I’m writing this article my comrade to endorse the action done by comrade MikeBane, comrades.
eNorge badly needed a communist party to lead the people to TRUE FREEDOM.
You see the EXPLOITATION OF WORKERS by capitalist fascist pigs like: MrManiac, fredrikz and so on, MUST END.
The fault isn’t entirely theirs of course, the right-wing FASCISTS in congress and those of important positions in eNorge have without a thought let this EXPLOITATION go one for ages!
Fascist such as: Andreas Moe, Kenneth Viking, Akashaton and Smoeller.
"In waking a tiger, use a long stick." - Mao Zedong
Why would you wake a tiger in the first place?
But now the people are shown another path... the path of EQUALITY, TRUE PROSPERITY and DEMOCRACY.
THE PATH OF eCOMMUNISM
"All reactionaries are paper tigers." - Mao Zedong
If you don't agree... then you're paper tiger.
What is capitalism?
Capitalism is the inhumane system we live in both in real life and erepublik, COMRADE.
The ELITE are the ones with the means of productions you see. Hang with me.
Since the ELITE are the only ones who owns the means of production they hold a great amount of power over our current society, COMRADES!
All of this makes sense if you don't think about it too much.
We must SMASH the bourgeoisie state and REPLACE IT WITH A NEW eCOMMUNIST ONE.
How will this be done?
Through democratic means "Peoples freedom party of democratic totalitarian communism" will seize power over the state and make private property (companys) illegal by changing the eConstitution.
"You say, away with you Communists; we say, away with you imperialists.” - Mao Zedong
Effective immediately company owners are to sell their property for gold and give the gold to the state. The state will then use the gold to start new companys, this is where everyone will work. (for the same wages of course)
"The atom bomb is a paper tiger which the United States reactionaries use to scare people. It looks terrible, but in fact it isn't." - Mao Zedong
Infact Mao Zedong has a A-bomb shower he uses daily.
But this is impossible!
No comrade, it is within our reach, comrade.
With such pessimism the fascist capitalist oppressors will always have power!
This is why we will make it illegal to be negative. By following the teachings of the great Mao Zedong anything is possible!
Expect regular articles concerning the ongoing revolution in Norway!
"An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy." - Mao Zedong
Mandatory Opera for Norways soldiers, I say!
We will build a new eNORWAY. Join us comrade!
We the workers are the MAJORITY, it is only the EXPLOITERS keeping us down.
So join Det Norske Venstrepartiet today, comrade!
WORKERS OF EVERY COUNTRY UNITE!
ROFLMAO
Recently the glorious peoples party of “Det Norske Venstrepartiet” was founded in eNorway, many people were filled with such joy hearing this they spontaneously started dancing and singing in the streets.
I’m writing this article my comrade to endorse the action done by comrade MikeBane, comrades.
eNorge badly needed a communist party to lead the people to TRUE FREEDOM.
You see the EXPLOITATION OF WORKERS by capitalist fascist pigs like: MrManiac, fredrikz and so on, MUST END.
The fault isn’t entirely theirs of course, the right-wing FASCISTS in congress and those of important positions in eNorge have without a thought let this EXPLOITATION go one for ages!
Fascist such as: Andreas Moe, Kenneth Viking, Akashaton and Smoeller.
"In waking a tiger, use a long stick." - Mao Zedong
Why would you wake a tiger in the first place?
But now the people are shown another path... the path of EQUALITY, TRUE PROSPERITY and DEMOCRACY.
THE PATH OF eCOMMUNISM
"All reactionaries are paper tigers." - Mao Zedong
If you don't agree... then you're paper tiger.
What is capitalism?
Capitalism is the inhumane system we live in both in real life and erepublik, COMRADE.
The ELITE are the ones with the means of productions you see. Hang with me.
Since the ELITE are the only ones who owns the means of production they hold a great amount of power over our current society, COMRADES!
All of this makes sense if you don't think about it too much.
We must SMASH the bourgeoisie state and REPLACE IT WITH A NEW eCOMMUNIST ONE.
How will this be done?
Through democratic means "Peoples freedom party of democratic totalitarian communism" will seize power over the state and make private property (companys) illegal by changing the eConstitution.
"You say, away with you Communists; we say, away with you imperialists.” - Mao Zedong
Effective immediately company owners are to sell their property for gold and give the gold to the state. The state will then use the gold to start new companys, this is where everyone will work. (for the same wages of course)
"The atom bomb is a paper tiger which the United States reactionaries use to scare people. It looks terrible, but in fact it isn't." - Mao Zedong
Infact Mao Zedong has a A-bomb shower he uses daily.
But this is impossible!
No comrade, it is within our reach, comrade.
With such pessimism the fascist capitalist oppressors will always have power!
This is why we will make it illegal to be negative. By following the teachings of the great Mao Zedong anything is possible!
Expect regular articles concerning the ongoing revolution in Norway!
"An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy." - Mao Zedong
Mandatory Opera for Norways soldiers, I say!
We will build a new eNORWAY. Join us comrade!
We the workers are the MAJORITY, it is only the EXPLOITERS keeping us down.
So join Det Norske Venstrepartiet today, comrade!
WORKERS OF EVERY COUNTRY UNITE!
ROFLMAO
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Yup, It's obviously a joke on eCommunism.
FOR MAOSSEN!
Good one, mate.
I like you Andreas Moe;
but what a load of crap, this is!
You can't go from being a Nasjonalist "Fascist",
to a Communist!!
Lol!
Hail Socialism! Join the D.N.V. to overthrow the right-wing oppressors!
yes he can - stalin himself was a russian nationalist
ROFLMao
It's not like MAO ther articles make sense.
I love how you mention yourself.
hahaha. i loved this article! I want mikebane as our Fuhrer! He and his 1 man communist party is going to take over!
*sarcasm*
Kenneth, that was not sarcasm! You really meant what you said!
Communism and Fascism are all about state control, thus they are more or less the aame. There are no such thing as "right winged fascists". A large state does goes against the "right winged" ideal; Little to none state control.
Nationalism has nothing to do with Fascism and Communism.
I must ask, but is this article meant to be serious, or is it a joke? Pictures and quotations of Mao Zedong, a guy who killed more people then Hitler...
Sjefen, we don't need your anti-fascist/stalinist commentary. Nobody here actually advocates or promote fascism/stalism. This is a joke article, a satire of me and my political party.
A good one too lol I mean, out of all the communist leaders, you pick Mao! MEOW!
>A large state does goes against the "right winged" ideal; Little to none state control.
Haha, conservatives in norway were incredibly anti-parlamentaric just a few 10 years ago and at the same time against bolsjevism.
Let's not forget how right and left started...
right-wingers were those who supported the monarchy in France
Oh you wrote "right winged" ironically, nevermind.
If you read the article... then it should be obvious what a joke this is. It's not only a joke on MikeBane, but the eLeft. In eGermany they have a pretty big communist party for example.
Hahaha!
Well i actually thought it was serious for a while! Based on previous articles written be your party(MikeBanes), it appeared so. Naturally, Andreas Moe is member of another pary, which explains it all.
And who are "we"? If you refer to the people, then the people obviously don't need your party, seeing as it only has two members. So please avoid using such terms in the future. Your party is a pleasant addition in the politcal landscape, and i would not have it otherwise.
@Andreas Moe: True!
It was the french king who "invented" and thus defined the "right and left wingers". The definition he used is today invalid and useless. The same goes for "conservatives and liberals". A good example on this: In Norway, death penalty is considered liberal, but in Pakistan it's considered conservative.
What defines the political scales, and should define them in every country, are full state controle vs no state control. As it is today, every country has it's own way defining those scales.
Liberty! Equality! Fraternity!
cba to read it all
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