The Daily Coconut is Here!

Day 476, 21:35 • Published in United Kingdom Philippines • by Rageldo Dimagiba

Greetings everyone!
The Daily Coconut Press has just been launched under the ownership of Rageldo Dimagiba, who originated from eAmerica. It is my divine pleasure to write to you today to express my freedom of speech which is thankfully legal in this eWorld. The Daily Coconut will bring you up to date news and opinions from the viewpoint of the people of the eWorld. Because the editor, Rageldo, me... will dedicate myself in gathering all the information necessary for the perfect news stories ever...
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