The Croatian Threat

Day 1,674, 12:03 • Published in Switzerland USA • by David North

Croatia has conquered most of Austria by now, only one region is left. That too will most likely be taken. Since they are obviously move steadily towards the west, the only country in their way is us. Switzerland is in danger of being attacked again... at least that's what I believe. Our chances of fending them off is slim although we probably have a better chance than Austria. We ALL must prepare for the invasion. They will probably attack Graubunden or Deutschschweiz first because it is the most eastern region. To prepare for the Croatians, you must save up as much as you can on your bazookas and energy bars. By doing this, we will increase our chances. The best way to prevent this invasion is through diplomatic relations. We need to convince them that there is no real reason to attack our great little eNation. It doesn't matter how we do it as long as we can prevent them from messing things up like eGermany.