The Crimson Order Morale office presents Gemma
Day 1,223, 10:56
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by Bruck's Canucks
The Crimson Order Morale Office has a new Officer in Charge
Maj. Gemma
”Hey boys and girls (teehee) I’m Gemma the new morale officer and I'm here to make sure you’re happy!
Id like to take you back and show you what led me to be your new Morale Officer after all it wasn’t like a night with TemujinBC that happens so quickly that you feel that you were made love to by a rabbit hung like a mosquito, it took days of training and conditioning, here let me show you”
“It took lots of training on the beaches of Libya and the Jungles of Cambodia”
“I needed to flex and stare off into the Crimson distance, I knew the challenges to increase the morale of adolescent boys and girls (teehee) would be not only a tough one physically but mentally”
“I also knew that for it to be effective that what ever happened in my office would have to stay in my office”
“I knew that I might be called upon to not only listen to soldiers under my care but would also have to wear appropriate attire for every situation”
“So boys and girls (teehee) let me know if I can be any help keeping your morale up, I look forward to serving you and perhaps seeing some new faces that need a morale boost, thanks”
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- Food supply drops
- Weapon supply drops
- A well organized military fighting force, promotion opportunities and a fun environment
- Frequent contests for Quality houses and money
- Forum medals and service and medal ribbons
-An opportunity to bring ideas to the table, lead fellow soldiers as officers and be a part of something bigger then yourself.
The Crimson Canucks offers you a chance to enjoy this game more, to make a bigger difference not only on the battle field but in the eCanadian community, to make you known and respected as a warrior and as a patriot.
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hung like a boss mosquito
😁 he is, I've seen it 😉
The line is long at the morale office but it moves quickly
Gemma could give Tanya a run for her money 😉
Effective recruiting techniques!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dJ5b9f0wA
You do a good job motivating me.
o.O
This is a sick joke 😛
Bowties are Cooler than Crimson!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bowties-are-cool--1725740/1/20
Um, can I be the new "drill" sergeant? *drools*
TCO needs to reach out to the gay community more.
well my ...morale... is certainly rising.
@Dominik
We are.
My Moar Al is improoved
Gemma makes me wanna cut myself and bleed crimson...
Soooo, crimson unit fights like a girl?
: D
vot !!!
Voted under protest... There needs to be a male morale officer also!
Well, in all honesty, (in RL at least, here in a game, sure, the more the marrier) women shouldn't be in military at all.
@moonbeam Gemma will have an assistant soon
@Moon - Amen, sister soldier!
I never called it "Morale" before, but it is definitely up.
She has great morals
Why can't we vote for this page more than once? I vote 3 times for the last girl...and at least once for all the rest...And I think we are reaching out to the lesbian community very effectively...
so much GEMMA!!!
SO MUCH.....ehh
amazing what a little release can do for ones emotional well being
so much GEMMA!!!
x2
Join TODAY!!!
@ Moonie and Donut~ Caladbolg is not enough motivation for you? He's 100% eIrish and hung slightly larger than a mosquito. Barely, but stil....
meh
is it wrong that this article kind of turns me on?
No - it means your alive....If we can recruit some more Gemma, then TCO will really grow
YAY GO GEMMA!
"Gemma could give Tanya a run for her money"
Fully agreed, also YD thats hilarious man.
When can it be a man's turn to be the morale officer?
lol we'll have to look into that girls 😛
for the mean time, let the morale officer do her job 😛
"so much GEMMA"
There's never enough Gemma!
A bird with nice tits being in charge of a set of tits.....I like it*
*Apparently im not being arsehole enough
wow, that is cool.