The Cool Kids are in town.
Sir Oric Von Lichtenstein
According to this person, there are five things that make someone "cool."
1. Self Belief and Confidence: Have a strong internal locus of control and are not afraid to be themselves no matter the social situation.
2. Defying Convention: Will be in careers that are born out of true passion (human rights, sciences, the arts) and will follow their passions - even if unconventional.
3. Understated Achievement: Successful but not overly showy. Further they regulate their outward expressiveness. They appear in control and not overly 'emotional'.
4. Caring For Others: Broad-minded and sensitive.
5. Energy and Sociability: Get out there.
Now, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
Or something like that.
All I know is, after reading that, I strongly disagree.
So, without further a due, here's Oric's List of Things that Will Make You Cool (in bold).
1. Chainsaws
If you carry a chainsaw around with you, not only will people stare at you and think, "Wow. What a cool person," but they'll even call the police to let them know just how cool you are.
2. Anti-Perspirant Deodorant
Because smelling bad is just not cool.
3. Elephants
Watch out, world! Your fashion sense will be on FIRE, when you ride into town on one of these badboys.
Or if your pockets are little light, just watch Babar, instead.
4. Rectangles
If you can wear a rectangle, you can pretty much wear anything.
5. Freestyle Rapping
Why, here's one I wrote myself:
I've got a bad rash
On my back
It's turning my skin
White to black
I think I might have that bad Michael Jackson disease, only reversed.
My lyrics are so good, they're not even rehearsed.
See how cool that made me look?
6. Fonzy
When Henry Winkler dies, I'll be the first to wear his skin.
7. Ewoks
I know, I know. Cool, right? Just wait:
Picture provided by the Jhorlin household.
8. Lisp
Do you remember Ted Williams, the homeless man with a golden voice?
Well, how much cooler would he have been with a lisp?
& so, if you think you're cool, why not join:
The Cool Kids Party.
I'd have made a logo, but Babar was on, and you know how crazy that can get.
Comments
Voted for the Ewok
P Cool
COOL KIDS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Voted. Nice article.
You're all rockstars.
P.S. Monkanator. 1000 points for the Belushi avatar.
P.S.S. Ewoks are gangsters.
Cool \o/
Rate ❤ my nude ᴴᴰ pics ♀, my blog ⇨ ➟ https://www.youtube.com/redirect?q=%6e%61%6b%65%64%2d%67%69%72%6c%73%2e%6f%6e%6c%69%6e%65%2f%6b%6b%2f%78%6b%44%57%43%39%3f%73%6f%75%72%63%65%3d%65%72%65%70%75%62%6c%69%6b%26%61%64%5f%63%61%6d%70%61%69%67%6e%5f%69%64%3d1800702