The Church of Valkyrie has Risen!
Joe DaSmoe
This is the Church of Valkyrie, the Warriors eReligion.
The Church of Valkyrie is a global initiative broken down into six major "wings". The Church is lead by a single Paladin General who works with the wing leaders to organize the general direction of the Church.
Valkyrie is not your normal eReligion. It is a highly organized, semi paramilitary force. We operate very similar to the Real Life Free Masons in the sense that we help each other each get stronger and advise each other so we may learn and build a strong, active and fun community.
We will have a fully operational Paramilitary force that will be designed for ATOs/PTOs and effective strike operations. It is not tied to the ideals of any single alliance or nation, but instead to the ideals of the Church. If you are interested in cloak and dagger, feel free to apply to the Shadow Wing and see if you have what it takes.
For those politicians out there, you won't be left out. Each country with an active denomination of the Church works to build political and social influence. By joining this section of the Church, you will help build our collective power and influence not only in your nation, but across the globe.
The Sacred Scrolls of Valkyrie
The Sacred Scrolls of Valkyrie is a living document. It is essentially a field manual to explain all the roles of the Church as well as a guide to fighting and military tactics. Each of the Wing leaders and the Paladin General will write a "Book" to be added to the scrolls. If you are given the status of Saint, then you are allowed to submit a book that will be reviewed by the leaders of the Church and submitted upon acceptance.
The first four books of the Sacred Scrolls are called the "Rules of Engagement". It will include Fighting tactics, Ranking Structure of the CoV, Organization of the Cov and a Brief History. Any books after this will be directly submitted to the Church leadership for approval. The Church leadership consists of the six Wing Leaders and the Paladin General. You must get the Paladin General's vote and three Wing Leaders or five Wing Leaders to vote to accept your book to add it to the Scrolls.
Wing Structure
There are six Wings of the Church. Four are regional, two are global operations. They are lead and managed by the Headquarters and Support Group. The regional wings are North American Command (NORTHCOM), South American Command, (SOUTHCOM), European Command (EUROCOM) and Pacific Command (PACOM). The two global operations wings are the Shadow Wing and Paramilitary Wing. Each of the regional wings will have a "denomination" for specific countries that fall under their AOR (Area of Responsibility).
Current Major Church Leaders
Paladin General
Sir Valaro Volcrum
Sir Valaro Volcrum is the founder of the Church and the current Paladin General. He is the former General of the US Mobile Infantry and has been a General or branch commanding officer in several nations and one alliance.
Assistant To The Paladin General
Dczip
Dczip is the Paladin General's right hand man and one of his most senior and trusted advisers. He is the former Commanding Officer of the US Training Corps and is currently serving in the United States Marine Corps.
USA Denomination Leader
Joe DaSmoe
Join Today!
Application Link: http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dDRuSVZidGptSmZsY3huRkk5OVdMT1E6MQ
Valkyrie Forum: http://valkyrie.setbb.com/
Note: This Church does not endorse Dio, Dioism or any version thereof. If you are against Dioism, feel free to join Valkyrie. You will be welcomed with open arms. We are a warriors religion, a religion who embraces the art of war and seeks to wield influence in the eWorld.
Join us, let loose the dogs of war.
High Priest (Colonel) Joe DaSmoe
Leader of the US Denomination of the Church of Valkyrie
Comments
RAWR
lol
Essentially this is the "BAWWWW I HATE DIO, I SURE WISH I WAS AN RL SOLDIER" religion.
Onishi: I AM an RL solider. US Army FTW
Yeah, join the club, SVV.
DIO SPAM
I'm in
😨
lol
Say no to Dio
voted
good luck SVV
I would like to work for the relgion. I would like to help spread thruthism
HA OOH !!!!
Seems everyone's making their own religion ever since Woxan declared America Dioist.
Oh my!
America is DIO
Say yes to DIO
@Jack Corben
We must out last the pigs. Spread peace and harmony and eventually they will realize the folly of their ways and accept Dio.
At least somebody is against IdioT.
😁^
Dioism is pig disgusting. Prove me wrong :3 Best of luck to the Valkryie church, an alternative.
I'm joining.
@Onishi
Yes. Everything porcine will pass, and Dio will remain.
🙂
I'm for any eReligion that ISN'T Dioism. Right on, Valkyrie Church!
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Best of luck to you all. 😉
Been waiting for somthing like this.
Valkyries in America
Valkyries in the world
Dio is glorious
I forgive you your transgression Jewitt.
Dio is with you.
As Dioism is the official religion of the eUSA, this militia is unamerican as far as I am concerned
As Dioism is the official religion of the eUSA, this militia is unamerican as far as I am concerned
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DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO
We are Dio. You are Dio. I am Dio.
May the love of Dio be with you, forever.
😁
@ McSkittles/Triggers- As Dioism is retarded this militia is the cure you need.
Jiosen
26 minutes ago
I'm for any eReligion that ISN'T Dioism. Right on, Valkyrie Church!
You sir, are unamerican. You should be ashamed
Apply to a religion?
I'll stick with fleurism.
Count me in.
i like it, though fleurism is my religon, also a request i have to ask, can you go on the eUS forum so it can be stuck into the smug dioistest face
Dio will crush your pig disgusting religion
I think it's cool and all, and I'm not gana bash it.
But I don't see any badgers.
>seeks to wield influence in the eWorld.
Not happening so far.
lol...i'm joining this, not like our government can stop us..or can they? heh..
DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO
ITT: Newfags who don't realize just how fucking awesome Dio is.
i love how they attract all of the new players who probably have never even heard of Dio before this
Slogan should be: "newfags, unite!"
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I don't believe in eReligion....I just believe in eMe
Holy Lord, save us from madness! 🙂
May Dio save us all.
joining! o7