The Church of Plato and the Cult of Credit: Tis But a Test of Faith
Day 2,387, 07:51
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by Massacar
Greetings
Once again our Lord and Lady have communed with us poor mortals.
Yesterday during some of the final hours of the gauntlet of death, meant to prove our worth to the Lord and Lady so that we might join them in the realm of Beta, they decided to further test our faith with general wonkieness.
Such tests are not truly out of character for the Lord and Lady, yet there was something different about this week.
Generally, the Lord and Lady find us worthy of some sort of reward for our perseverance in dark times such as those, yet this time we were found wanting. No treats of faith, or bombs of glory, only the knowledge of failure. It is in this instance that two new forms of the Lord and Lady have been discovered.
Judge Plato, who is assisted by Lady Visa of Justice (seen below)
Woe unto ye who must face the gavel of Judge Plato, or be balanced upon the scales of the Lady of Justice. We, the people of Erepublik, have been found inadequate in our worship of the Gods, and must therefore strive to become better supplicants.
Reflect upon what I have said. Should you find truth within these words declare your eFaith to the world with cries of "Hail Lord Plato, Bless Lady Visa". By this step you shall begin your journey into eDeliverance.
Hope you all enjoyed. Vote, Shout, Sub and whatnot.
Cheers,
o7
Once again our Lord and Lady have communed with us poor mortals.
Yesterday during some of the final hours of the gauntlet of death, meant to prove our worth to the Lord and Lady so that we might join them in the realm of Beta, they decided to further test our faith with general wonkieness.
Such tests are not truly out of character for the Lord and Lady, yet there was something different about this week.
Generally, the Lord and Lady find us worthy of some sort of reward for our perseverance in dark times such as those, yet this time we were found wanting. No treats of faith, or bombs of glory, only the knowledge of failure. It is in this instance that two new forms of the Lord and Lady have been discovered.
Judge Plato, who is assisted by Lady Visa of Justice (seen below)
Woe unto ye who must face the gavel of Judge Plato, or be balanced upon the scales of the Lady of Justice. We, the people of Erepublik, have been found inadequate in our worship of the Gods, and must therefore strive to become better supplicants.
Reflect upon what I have said. Should you find truth within these words declare your eFaith to the world with cries of "Hail Lord Plato, Bless Lady Visa". By this step you shall begin your journey into eDeliverance.
Hope you all enjoyed. Vote, Shout, Sub and whatnot.
Cheers,
o7
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Hail Lord Plato, Bless Lady Visa!
You have a thing or two for Plato.
Because he's just so wise...
Bless us, our Lord and Lady, for we have sinned!
o7
though shalt not abuse the lord of visa in vain.
Huzzah o7 All hail!
Hail Lord Plato, Bless Lady Visa! True Gods of the eWorld and beyond in the outer realm called "Real" world. Everywhere our Blessed Lady Visa shows her image to undeserving mortals like ourselves.
May their Divine hands deliver Justice upon the eLands. If it is right that they should do so. Especially he, the Judge of Judges, Lord Plato. For he is wise in all things and both loved and feared by all!