The Church of Plato and the Cult of Credit: Our Lord and Lady Surround Us
Day 2,383, 08:49
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by Massacar
Behold!
Our gracious Lord Plato and Lady Visa are with us every day in the eWorld, watching our every move, trying to decide best how to shower their love down upon us. Lady Visa gave us money, so that we might show our zeal and more properly worship them.
Recently, they gave us the chatroom so that we might better express our devotion to our twin deities. Today, they gave us treats, to give us sustenance so that we might better fight against the forces of evil.
They hath given us the Spinning wheel of their grace, and the energy crates of destiny, so that we may prosper in this new world
Are our Lord and Lady not great? Do they not reveal themselves to you?
They reveal themselves, even in the outside world, but only to those who are willing to search for them.
As seen above, the Lady Visa reveals herself to a crowd of tourists at Chichen Itza
Or here
The Lord Plato visiting Ellis Island
Is this not proof enough of their power and wisdom? Revel in their glory, so that you might prosper in this eWorld!
Join the Church of Plato and the Cult of Credit! Show your divinely inspired eFaith.
Hail Lord Plato, bless Lady Visa!
Hope you all enjoyed the article, don't forget to Vote, shout and sub.
Thanks for reading,
Cheers o7
To see the article which inspired this follow this link. I did obtain Yossarian's permission to do this before writing this article
Our gracious Lord Plato and Lady Visa are with us every day in the eWorld, watching our every move, trying to decide best how to shower their love down upon us. Lady Visa gave us money, so that we might show our zeal and more properly worship them.
Recently, they gave us the chatroom so that we might better express our devotion to our twin deities. Today, they gave us treats, to give us sustenance so that we might better fight against the forces of evil.
They hath given us the Spinning wheel of their grace, and the energy crates of destiny, so that we may prosper in this new world
Are our Lord and Lady not great? Do they not reveal themselves to you?
They reveal themselves, even in the outside world, but only to those who are willing to search for them.
As seen above, the Lady Visa reveals herself to a crowd of tourists at Chichen Itza
Or here
The Lord Plato visiting Ellis Island
Is this not proof enough of their power and wisdom? Revel in their glory, so that you might prosper in this eWorld!
Join the Church of Plato and the Cult of Credit! Show your divinely inspired eFaith.
Hail Lord Plato, bless Lady Visa!
Hope you all enjoyed the article, don't forget to Vote, shout and sub.
Thanks for reading,
Cheers o7
To see the article which inspired this follow this link. I did obtain Yossarian's permission to do this before writing this article
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All Hail our glorious overlords
Praise be to the monetary gods
Yeah,yeah hail and worship etc.etc.
V&s
All hail Lord Plato and Lady Visa!! The second prophet speaks.
Haha
LOL
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Hehe, nice editing, vote!
Haha nice.
lol good one!!! v+s
Lady Visa is hot!
Voted \o/
The lord and lady thank you. Oh and me too 😉
Mastercard m8
Voted + subbed 🙂
I bet the commies are the first to cash in.
Lady Visa 😛
lawesome article, voted and subbed way way back.
Blessed be our Lord and Lady!
I follow a rival faith. Many years ago, it was about assisting in the movement of money, but then it became a powerful proponent in the cult of credit. But alas there is another way, the path less trodden is toil and strife but laid with blocks of gold by men of old.
We hail to Visa, but belong to a denomination that has existing since the great inception. Debbie redeems all who ask, even those who find her through Visa.
- Hail Visa
- Hail Debbie Debit
This really got a laugh 😃
All hail the Lord of holy gold!