The Champion of Feudalism

Day 649, 03:02 Published in Japan Japan by Reiji Mitsurugi

全盛期 の 中頃 まで 日本 が 封建国家 であった ことは、 よくしられている

Soldiers, friends, colleagues and citizens of the Great Japanese Empire, we here at the Taishou (that is, me, Reiji Mitsurugi) have just been made aware of a terrible new threat festering in our nation. That, dear soldiers, is the threat of feudalism.

尊王攘夷!

It sounds like madness, and truly the idea itself is indeed madness, but the fact of the matter is that there truly is a rebellious organization, pulling together support for a feudal structure in our glorious Modern Japan. Without care for the Righteous Nation or the Harmonious Society, these people have already begun proclaiming themselves this and that.

It is with concern for their statements and my concern for the people of Japan that I presently warn you about these reactionaries. I direct you, first and foremost, to one Yoshiteru Ashikaga. No doubt a nom de guerre, taken after 足利 義輝, the 16th century Shogun. Ashikaga has been quoted as saying: “I am already the Shogun” and “The Shogun demands your respect” in recent days. He has even gone so far as to declare himself the 'First Shogun of the Ashikaga Shogunate' on our national forum. His statement, Declaration of the start of the Ashikaga Shogunate has already been read by countless citizens.

彼 の 無知 には 驚いた!

It is therefore my duty, as your elected representative in the Imperial Diet and as your appointed Minister of Interior Affairs, that the Minamoto Government does not in any way sanction the actions of Mr. Ashikaga. His organization is a rogue, Disharmonious Element and shall be treated as such.

尊皇討奸!

That Mr. Ashikaga had the gall to make his declaration right in the midst of the Imperial Diet's voting on the adoption of a constitution for the Empire is equally shocking. Ashikaga declared his backward, feudal autocracy during one of the most momentous occasions in Japanese history. No doubt this is not a coincidence.

We offer to Yoshiteru Ashikaga one final chance for amnesty. Renounce your backward-thinking claims of shogunate feudalism, rally beneath the imperial banner and send your followers home. Otherwise, we here at the Taishou (that is, me, Reiji Mitsurugi) will oppose you and your autocratic aspirations at every turn. Surrender, Ashikaga. Your Bakufu is already dead.

幕府已死
天皇當立
歲在甲子
天下大吉