The cake is a lie... but is it tasty?

Day 664, 06:43 • Published in Japan Japan • by Laurana Psion


It has often been the case that the cake is a lie. But has anyone ever stopped to ask what kind of cake it was? Well then, today, I came into possession of a nice *bleeeeep*-cake.

That, oddly enough, made me think of you, my faithful reader. While here I am slacking off, just 2/3 clicking, having my cake and about to eat it, I have not fulfilled any of my obligations to you, the reader! That is, the highly affordable provision of solid journalistic material, whether slander, sedition, propaganda or just some free toilet paper.

As such, I am hereby holding a prize draw for you my faithful reader! To the first person who is able to guess what the "*bleeeeep*" is, I will be giving away the sum of 1.1 Gold! Just stick your guesses in a comment below.
If no one answers correctly, this contest will end in 2 days or so, or whenever I happen to remember that I should end it.

Good luck!

PS: You may enter as many guesses as you can think of! Let the spamming begin!
PPS: It's all over folks! Thanks for taking part!

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Laurana "Psi"
14/09/2009
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