The Brolliance: Why Its Awesome
Day 850, 16:16
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by Turd Fergusen
WARNING: This article is for brolliance eyes only
Recently the eUS totally f*cked up big time militarily. They messed up Croatia’s epic land bridge to Asia. Pretty much all of Eden is angry at the US especially Poland and Croatia, and rightly so, because losing against Slovenia puts their regions in danger.
There has been much unnecessary trolling and angry articles about how much American fails and are stupid ect ect you know the drill by now... True you can always find a US troll article pretty much any day but what is different this time is that the trolling is by some EDEN countries as well
In past few days, countries around the world, including EDEN countries, have been pretty hard on the US.
But alas there is hope for America! In an unfriendly world, there are enemies, there are allies, and then there are BROS!
No matter what happens, bros always got each others back!
Canada and the US have something special. A bromance if you will. Canada, the US’s true bros , would never troll and berate their bros in the manner shown by some Eden countries.
Here is typical day in a bro's life:
(its only weird if you make it weird
Canada's great, but who can forget Australia? The bro down under!
Australia has a similar problem as the US, that is EDEN countries are pissed off at them. Australia is in a very delicate position right now. After getting left for dead by EDEN in the battles for South Africa, Australia attacked Indonesia. Now all of EDEN is angry at Australia, some even promising not to send aid because it will only encourage such stupid behavior. Not if the brolliance has anything to say about it! Australia will not be thrown under the bus, the brolliance has Australia's back!
In conclusion, the brolliance is something special. The world and even some allied countries may be giving us sh*t, but our bromance still remains strong. Each member of the Brolliance can be counted on as a friend no matter what happens. We all have each others back no matter what happens. No other countries in the world can claim to have what US, Canada, and Australia have with each other.
As I said, there are allies, and then there are Bros!
😮
Recently the eUS totally f*cked up big time militarily. They messed up Croatia’s epic land bridge to Asia. Pretty much all of Eden is angry at the US especially Poland and Croatia, and rightly so, because losing against Slovenia puts their regions in danger.
There has been much unnecessary trolling and angry articles about how much American fails and are stupid ect ect you know the drill by now... True you can always find a US troll article pretty much any day but what is different this time is that the trolling is by some EDEN countries as well
In past few days, countries around the world, including EDEN countries, have been pretty hard on the US.
But alas there is hope for America! In an unfriendly world, there are enemies, there are allies, and then there are BROS!
No matter what happens, bros always got each others back!
Canada and the US have something special. A bromance if you will. Canada, the US’s true bros , would never troll and berate their bros in the manner shown by some Eden countries.
Here is typical day in a bro's life:
(its only weird if you make it weird
😉lol)
Canada's great, but who can forget Australia? The bro down under!
😃
Australia has a similar problem as the US, that is EDEN countries are pissed off at them. Australia is in a very delicate position right now. After getting left for dead by EDEN in the battles for South Africa, Australia attacked Indonesia. Now all of EDEN is angry at Australia, some even promising not to send aid because it will only encourage such stupid behavior. Not if the brolliance has anything to say about it! Australia will not be thrown under the bus, the brolliance has Australia's back!
In conclusion, the brolliance is something special. The world and even some allied countries may be giving us sh*t, but our bromance still remains strong. Each member of the Brolliance can be counted on as a friend no matter what happens. We all have each others back no matter what happens. No other countries in the world can claim to have what US, Canada, and Australia have with each other.
As I said, there are allies, and then there are Bros!
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Brolliance! \o/
Broalliance ftw! Also, sword fighting? O.o
You mean Croatia the country that's been with America every step of the way? When Romania and other countries decided to not help you Croatia came, when we need you for one offensive you couldn't even help us. Honestly is a shame that most eAmericans think this is about some RL stuff. I am RL American, and its about you not being there for allies who have been with you time and time again. To me this is between your let down to Croatia, not EDEN. That's my two cents though...
Brolliance FTW!
all about the bros, forget the hoes 😛
*plays music* we're not going to take it, no we're not going to take it 😛
Brolliance! \o/
Win
voted hard
Pathetic :/ Turd Ferguson cannot into EDEN!
Crista, that was retarded. Please leave.
bros FTW!!!!!!!
I have a broner for the Brolliance...
lol awesome
eUsa screwed up... again .... oh well
Bros b4 hoes.
We shouldn't bring RL wars into this. In RL the middle east started as a coilition between america and her allies. Now It's America and about 1000 brits. Thanks RL allies.
Bromance FTW
BROALLAICE but can we add england ? o and ireland i love irish people
Sorry Holen the UK in this game are total fgts and even tried invading us once so no, they can't be in the brolliance. Ireland is like super neutral so that out of the question for now.
@revolgod9987 'Now It's America and about 1000 brits'
ORLY? o<O
I dread the day that America and Canada will have to talk about titanium. Hopefully things will be dandy though, and the bromance can continue.
That being said.... maybe establish a Pacific Brolliance with just Australia, Canada, and the USA, then bum rush South Africa?
@Jake Bennett. There is no issue. Canada is free to do whatever they want with their titanium, we will be bros no matter wat. The only people who really care about the high titanium are the politicians. lol
Brolliance!!! Yay!
BROs ftw!
haha yeah! Bros before hos! 🙂