The British Invasion begins!! A call to arms!
Nithraldur
Dear Irish citizens,
I'll just get straight to the point. The United Kingdom has declared war on us. The motivation behind this is more than likely the constant pleading for Northern Ireland by certain people who'se names I won't mention since that's not really of much importance right now. Link to the small declaration: here
I'm calling every capable Irishman and woman to pick up their weapons and remain in a state of high alert. It is not yet sure which region will be under attack, probably The Shannon. Luckily for us, me and the MoD we're on to the possibility of this happening and managed to get our hands at some intel. For that reason, I am ordering our armed forces NOT to deplete their entire arsenal (being all your IEP and Gold) in the battle that will be launched tonight. I repeat, DO NOT waste your entire fighting capability on tonight's battle, we have a more strategic plan lined up where your strength will lead to a much harder impact.
International people and Nations, please READ this as it is quite important: International Support
If the British think they'll be dining in Ireland tonight, they are sorely mistaken. They will be dining alright, with the fishes of the sea they sailed their imperalistic ships in on. Time to show our resolve, time to show our resilience, time to show what being Irish is all about! No longer will we live under this threat from the northeast, no we will not, we will face them head on and make them regret the day they set foot on Irish soil again.
The IDF will more than likely be releasing an extra article with more specific orders in it. As for now, heed my call, heed my words, fight with all your might but reserve your true strength for the strategic command that will follow!
The reason for this war has lost it's meaning, war does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Fight here.
Irish! Stand with me on the coast of our Shannon, and we will show these Brits how real men fight their battles!
Borders are scratched across the hearts of men
By strangers with a calm, judicial pen,
And when the borders bleed we watch with dread
The lines of ink across the map turn red.
~Marya Mannes
For Ireland!!
Your fellow man on the front line of battle - Nith
President of Ireland
Comments
My Spear will carve up some British Paras. I come from the North with their entire supply of tea. They will be demoralized now.
TONIGHT I DINE IN DUBLIN.
NOOOOOOO!!!FD stole our Tea!!!! What will we do???
For Ireland!
You were warned!
For Ireland we are willing to die!!!
Oh I know. I'll be looking for you on the battlefield.
The Citizen Liberation army of Slovakia will answer Irelands call. Death to all Imperalists!
For Ireland!!!!!
Mr Tayto here, in the process of withdrawing all me flavoured crisps (especially prawn cocktail) from the UK. Let the "chaps" eat and choke on their native "Wankers" instead.
Beir Bua!
Whoopie!
I thought we had MPP with UK....
I dont exactly know how they work...
Death to the imperialists! For Ireland!
@ DashRiprock, it was canceled so the ex-ATLANTIS war-games could be set up. That left Ireland with 0 (zero!) MPP's. Oooops ...
eUK coming at you.
Time to silence your whining.
eNorthern Ireland is British and will remain so as long as we have breath in our bodies!
DOWN WITH IRELAND!!
They want war, they shall get war! THIS IS IRELAND!!!
eIreland, looks like it's time to find out who your real friends are.
I'm impressed by the eUK's display of sportsmanship in declaring war instead of attacking you by surprise, but as you're the one who's being invaded I guess many PEACE citizens like me will fight in your defense.
Pray that aCanada and aUSA don't join the attack. No, don't pray - negotiate with them! If there's no eIreland there are no war-games.
"eIreland, looks like it's time to find out who your real friends are."
We've been faithful allies since the beginning. This is a scummy move, and you are a country of scum. I will enjoy killing you.
@Mahlak Dependus
For most Irish NI is not an issue but we have a few misguided individuls that seem to think it is.
DOWN WITH THE YOU TYRANTS!
Time for some good ol' ira bombings 😃
Hm, why is this war? We need another island? Hm, London,Ireland it's sounds good 🙂
@ Vilien: Who are you talking to?
"If the British think they'll be dining in Ireland tonight, they are sorely mistaken. They will be dining alright, with the fishes of the sea they sailed their imperalistic ships in with."
Nicely written, I liked it. G'luck Ireland 😉
This is why started in eIreland, let's get it on!
Hmm Maybe we (France) should sign an MPP with Ireland 😛
@grakulan technically their could still be war games... they could do resistance wars in the occupied territories.
But still it isn't right that eIreland is being attacked by britian
@Mv13
The more the merrier
Tonight we eat their potatos and drink their guiness
@ Grakulan: I misread your post and assumed you were fighting for the British. Thank you for supporting us, I'm sorry that I overreacted and attacked you unjustly.
For Ireland! This is such a _stupid_ reason to declare war that nothing more needs saying.
Hey brits:
Is minic a gheibhean beal oscailt diog dunta!
i'll fight against UK 😛😛
go Ireland!
an eCitizen from Hungary
I'll be there ,for Ireland !
I am ready ,are you🙂?
Only give me a few beers 😃
WAR!
If you provide some weapons I'll fight for you. 🙂
i want to fight but my healths to low n i cant get it up quick enough
You have my support and the support of Serbia, Ireland! We have to drive back the imperialistic plans of Britain. If they attack, I'll be there...
"In the merry month of June
from me home I started
left the girls of Tuam
Nearly broken hearted
saluted father dear
kissed me darling mother
drank a pint of beer..."
Orthodox Celts 😉 great band
Ohhhh British Folk, If you thaught that it was a "long way to Tipperary", wait till you reach Shannon. bang. bang.
Zeljko Cirovic
Finnaly you and me on same sides 🙂
for good beer! 🙂
webstartm
lol, for good beer! 😃
Irelan😛 If Serbia and Croatia are on the same side, your victory is secure...
Britain has strayed from the examples left to it by its founders primarily people like Kaleb and Final Destiny because of that they have made an enormous mistake which they will pay for in rivers of gold
Good luck, Ireland. May you defend your borders against British Imperialism valiantly.
good luck ireland.
Bring it...
I look forward to my first proper eGuiness on eIrish territory with a eUnion Jack flying above our heads.
Will be a magical moment.
We'll invoke the spirit of Willie O'Dea and Moqtada Al-Sadr. Death to British Imperialism! Victory to the Resistance! Long live the Peoples War!
i will fight until im dead!FOR IRELAND!!!!
Go Ireland,I will come to help you.For freedom!
For eIrland