The Brazilian Dream
Bunaly
Dear Friends,
I welcome all of you into our dream, our dream of a better South Africa. Free of all Atlantis oppression. As a token of our gratitude for accepting to join the Grand Brazilian Empire I will now choose a governor for South Africa that will represent South Africa's personal interest in the great Brazilian Empire.
Any person that is interested in the job please feel free to comment.
I will now answer any questions you may have.
Sincerely,
Bunaly
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Parmalataxxxx
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MADNESS!
POWER!
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MADNESS!
POWER!
now i'm not so interested :~~
are we going to the world cup after all?
Yes, we are. And we're going to win that too.
Bunaly will bring oppression to South Africa, if you think he wiill take oppression away, then ask what will Brazil do to return our regions?
I doubt he has plans other than to steal our goal, ruin our economy and take the extra 5 gold he gets from Congress and use it for HIMSELF!
Brazil sucks at soccer.
Colonial Corporations,
You really don´t know me right? Five gold is nothing to me and why would I ruin your economy? What good would that do?
Don´t foget
MONEY!
MADNESS!
POWER!
There is a reason why money if first
😛
Bunaly,
If you were truely interested in freeing eSouth Africa from opperssion then what the hell are you doing here?
How can you free us from ATLANTIS? It does not exist. That very statement shows your lies!!!!
You are just another petty imperialist dictator that want to steal our country from the rightful owners!!!
Go home Brazilian you ARE NOT WANTED!!
Dear Macaquitos,
Why can't you speak Spanish like the rest of South America?
Sincerely,
Concerned High School Spanish Student Who Doesn't Know A Word Of Portuguese
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/quiet-storm-over-esouth-africa-811308/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/quie[..]1/20
Take your dream and shove it.
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MADNESS!
POWER!
MONEY!
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POWER!
If Money leads to madness, then why are you massively increasing the minimum wage?
*awaits next hypocritical statement*
Because they're mad
Thats exactly it, its a DREAM! HAHAHAHA!
And this is why:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-letter-to-the-pto-monkeys-811722/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-l[..]1/20
more like a nightmare...
grava um vidiozinhu lah no vocetubo contando como foi e o que isso prossibilita para o país 😁
Nightmare for them you mean?
Brazil... Puppet country of Indonesia.
16Esteban Delgado 10 hours ago Dear Macaquitos,
Why can't you speak Spanish like the rest of South America?
Sincerely,
Concerned High School Spanish Student Who Doesn't Know A Word Of Portuguese
THAT WAS THE BEST!!! LOL
My South african friends. its better be with us than with indonesian emperor. So, you have no choice. Recolonialism is your faith ...
The best Part , You wont have apartheid under Brazilian`s Laws. We will change your country name to little bahia...
We don't haven't already you stupid Brazilian!
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MADNESS!
POWER!
Dear Lusitania ORg
We prefer a civilized language. If we have to speak portuguese it will be proper EU portuguese and not that sorry-assed braseleiro gibberish
Sincerely
A guy who speaks proper portuguese
ps. se liga na porra da tua vida caralho
well said krimpiekat !!!
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Dear guy who understand every single word of Portuguese,
What is like "gayfags" and why do you attempt to penetrate our language with feelings of homoeroticism?
Sincerely,
Dr. Esteban Delgado M.D. in Clinical Psychology, who is aware that homophobia is an irrational fear many Brazilians without comebacks employ in self defense
"Recolonialism is your faith ..."
Brazil colonized in 1530
Independence gained in 1822
Colony for 292 years
South Africa colonized in 1652
Independence gained in 1910-1931
Colony for 258 (or 279) years
Does Brazil have only one official language which happens to be the language of their former imperialists and not their own?
Yes
Does South Africa have only one official language which happens to be the language of their former imperialists and not their own?
No
Conclusion: Brazil has more experience being a colony.
Raped.
You hand territory to your Indonesian masters so they can get to us and expect us to trust you! I am rolling on the floor laughing right now! Thanks! Will see you on the battlefield!
MONEY!
MADNESS!
POWER!
MONEY!
MADNESS!
POWER!
LOL
@Krimpiekat
Não me venhas dizer que agora falas melhor portugues do que eu?
@Esteban Delgado:
Let's see who's raped. :3
GDP (PPP)
Brazil: 9th (1,843,601,000,000 US$)
South Africa: 25th (489,700,000,000 US$)
GDP (PPP) per capita
Brazil: 77th (10,326 US$)
South Africa: 79th (10,119 US$)
GDP (nominal)
Brazil: 10th (1,572,839,000,000 US$)
South Africa: 32th (277,188,000,000 US$)
GDP (nominal) per capita
Brazil: 64th (8,197 US$)
South Africa: 76th (5,693 US$)
HDI
Brazil: 70th (0.807)
South Africa: 125th (0.670)
Life expectancy
Brazil: 92th (72.4 years)
South Africa: 178th (49.3 years)
Infant mortality rate
Brazil: 90th (23.6 / 1,000)
South Africa: 66th (44.8 / 1,000) WOW YOU WON THIS :3
Education Index
Brazil: 65th (0.88😎
South Africa: 97th (0.840)
Death Rate
Brazil: 139th (6.3 / 1,000)
South Africa: 14th (17 / 1,000) OMG YOU WON THIS TOO :3
@ esteban - macaquitos? lol. Uga,Uga
Fair enough, however, let's take these proportions into account: land area, population, date of independence.
Brazil's land area (8,514,877 km2) exceeds South Africa's land area (1,221,037 km2) by about 8:1
Brazil's population (189,987,291) exceeds South Africa's population (44,819,77😎 by about 4:1
And as we already know, Brazil was discovered, raped/pillaged, and gained independence before the times of South Africa... so they had a longer time to prepare for the 21st century with those stats.
However, South Africa's GDP per capita is only 2 ranks below Brazil's. What are you guys doing, sitting on bananas?
In conclusion, Brazil sucks at soccer and is raped daily by banana weilding macacas.
Esteban, when you were in apartheid you were free. lol. You can´t talk a shit about soccer and about banana´s. You´re an banana eater, you´re what they like to call "macaca" and man: you´re very ugly. Your mother should be punished.
Go GO World Soccer Champion..... ( in your dream ) - Stop with grass macaquito.
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MADNESS!!
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yes, it will soon become a nightmare for brazil, HAHAHA
Hmm...the moment Delgado thrashes the brazilians, they revert to racism, hmmm........
I wish I spoke Portuguese, so that macaquito Graciolli would make some sense.
You know how you can tell a racist! Hes the one shouting about someone else being a racist!
South Africa deserves to make its own distions and policies without anyone else telling them what to do. Brazil needs to back off and leave South Africa alone. There does not need to be an empire there mearly needs to be a friendship that extends between the two countries.
We will change your country name to little bahia...
muahahahahaha
never laughed so hard in my entire life
mauahahah
Laugh while you can fur face! We will be back to knock that stupid grin off your furry face!
You keep on going on about this soccer world cup. Panzey game for little girls who like to pull hair, fall over and roll around on the ground like they are hurt.
You want play a real mans game? Play Rugby mate. South Africa, World champs x2. We dont pull hair, When we get red carded its for smashing someone. I guess the only way we will see Brazil at the Real mans World Cup is in skirts as SA's cheerleaders. Ronaldo will suit a little skirt.
And rugby players don't give Oscar performances for penalties! Real pansy game soccer!