The Book of Janeral, Chapter One
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CHAPTER I
CHAPTER II
I. THE BEGINNING
1 FOR as much order did exist in the world, there was no lack of strength in the beginning. For so it was, in the days of Dio Brando, that the state of Pakistan rose from sand.
2 Yet upon misfortune did that great government fall. Yea, it crumbled before nature and unto excess, leaving the world with a lack of strength, though order did remain.
3 And so it was in Malaysia, long after the fall of Pakistan, during the days of Nagyzee, that the Janeral Maximus was born.
4 And the world did raise their hands up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy government, that with it thou mayest FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT.”
5 And the Janeral did hear their plea, and thus respon
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if u,what would u do..
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6 And the people did rejoice, and thus their eyes did open, and they knew they may meet their Lord, with the Janeral as their savior.
7 And far did people speak of the Janeral’s wisdom, for the world was tired of governments that were not strong, and the yoke of Gods that were untrue.
8 So that when the people of Johor Bahru did say in their prayers, “Lord, we know not whither thou goest; how might we know the way?”
9 And the Janeral spake unto them, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man mayest FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT but by me.”
10 And by these words the people did submit, for they knew the truth in them, and they knew that the Lord did send the Janeral to return strength unto the government.
11 Thus the Janeral did assure: “I WILL PERSUE THE RANK.”
Comments
Speechless. A message so true and strong what is after the beginning?.
Blessed be he, who in the name of janeral, forms the government. For he truly a government's keeper.
It is no such thing. I intentionally used the word 'Lord' so that both Zammuelists and Dioists may use this text. Pakistan was a powerful empire, and there is no denying that fact, regardless of one's e-religion.
Point out to me what you find so offensive, and we can work on amending it.
if u, what would u do, just waiting for the gold
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Very well, let me retract my previous comment. After re-reading it, it now appears less biased.
Still, the numerous mentions of Pakistan and the complete lack of Kazakhstan being mentioned still seems to put it more towards Dioism.
Zammuel, perhaps you and Kazakhstan will be discussed in Chapter Two.
Sadly, the prayers don't transfer well into the Commentbox.
We need a commentform prayer.
I cried a single tear after reading this. It was so touching.
memeworthy.
I am proud to have been an apostle of our Lord, and his gift unto us, our savior: Janeral Maxmimus.
Kazahkstan would be great for Chapter 2 by the way.
Also it's Maximus.
I believe it only fitting that Kazakhstan not be mentioned here, as Pakistan came first. Chapter 2 will only mention Kazakhstan!
amen
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WOOT! We have a comment box prayer!
As jacked as it sounds the system sucks.
This just in!:
What am we supposed to do
when it's all a lie and bored
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I had no purpose in life until I heard the call to FORM THE STRONG GOVERNMENT. The world must be asked
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