The Belgian Tea Party?
Nithraldur
Greetings dear Belgians,
I come to you today, not as a politician, not as a soldier, but merely as another fellow man who is concerned, confused, saddened and hopeful, a fellow human being that walks on this eEarth the same way all of you do. Actually…do we really walk it the same way? Let’s take a closer look.. Keep in mind that everything I say here today, in this article, are my own personal thoughts and share no affiliation with anything else. This is entirely produced out of my own motivation. Also, as a sidenote, I absolutely love Belgium. This article has no pun intended, it may come across as bold and frank, but this seems to be the only way of getting a decent point made. Only good intentions reside within.
BELGIUM, WHAT IS IT?
Fair question, don’t you think? What is Belgium? Belgium, at the start of this game, was a country in trouble. Low employment, low wages and a high cost for the most fundamental goods drove the country to the brink of extinction. However, the country managed to pull itself together, thanks to some clever international moves and somewhat of a very ‘small’ babyboom, which allowed the country to sustain itself once more. I’m not going to give out a whole history lesson, as I’m sure some of you around here still remember it the same way as I do, so let’s flash forward, shall we?
Today, Belgium is an autonomous country. Or atleast, so we are led to believe. If I look closely, I still see remnants of British influence. Remnants you say? I might even go as far and say ‘dictations’. Why do I see Belgium being pushed around, passing bills and acting the way the United Kingdom wants it to act? Why does Belgium do what other countries want, because they are being put under pressure? I think you’ve fought long and hard enough to deserve your indepence.Don’t let yourself be bullied into a situation you’d rather not be in.
I’ve noticed you’ve joined the ‘Entente’ – Alliance. Now, really, a sane man can’t begin to wrap his head around that, unless…he found some inside information. Joining Entente was your only real ‘viable’ option of an alliance, since the United Kingdom doesn’t want you to join an alliance that they don’t approve of. I mean seriously, is this okay by all of you? Is it okay to have your foreign policy, one of the most important aspects of this game, be dictated by someone else?
Portraying the United Kingdom as your friends is, in my eyes, a mistake. They’ve proven themselves to be untrustworthy allies, as they don’t shy back from a backstab or two. Are they really your friends when they ‘persuade’ you to join an alliance of their choosing? Are they really your friends when they impose embargoes on you, until you do as they demand? If you consider these to be acts of friendship, then I’m not really up to date on the current civilised courtsmanship of the eWorld, because if this were up to me, I’d have cut my ties long ago.
Do you remember honor? We used to fight for it..
BELGIUM, WHAT IS INSIDE?
When we take a closer look at the inside of Belgium, 2 things catch my attention. A) the President, 😎
the military. My question is, are both up to par? Are both capable of responding the way they should? Are both representable? Again, in my humble personal opinion, they are not. Your President allows you to be pushed around by another nation. Your President is more concerned with his political and international image then he is with the wellbeing of his nation.
The trophy of being President is worth more, then the prosperity of the blue collar man. Is this true? Do YOU feel the same way? Do you agree with me when I say, a President is a man FOR the people, BY the people? If you see it the same way, then you will understand my malcontent with the current represenation of what is called the ‘President’. A President is a beacon, a beacon that stands on the frontline, a guide for it’s people and the last hope in dire times. Although Belgium is in no ‘real’ peril at the moment, it quickly can be. Belgium needs a man, a President, who stands up for his beliefs, but allows the people their voice, allows the people their ear and allows the people the right to speak their own will. Belgians, what has become of you? You once were a proud nation, you can still be a proud nation, you just have to want it…to grasp it…allow it to happen! Don’t let yourselves be pushed around by, oh let’s say, the United Kingdom..make up your own mind, do as you think is best, work for your OWN people first, Lord knows, after all you’ve been through, you deserve some me – time.
Poor Nigel tried to push Herman around..he tried insulting him..the results speak for itself. I say, follow his lead.
To be utterly frank, the state of your military is an abomination. The only thing that has sprouted forth of your government is the ‘ability’ to publish orders as to what you ‘should’ do. That’s it. No further organisation, no resourcing, no management..just orders. Where’s the teamspirit? Where’s the nationalism? Where’s the organisation that comes forth out of all the above? Nowhere.
Get it straight Belgium, please, I am not dissing you, I am sincerely hoping that next time you vote, you choose for people who can make a change and KNOW how to do that. I am disgusted, saddened and confused that you’ve allowed this to happen. Luckily, nothing is ever too late, not if you want it to change. If you join an alliance, you must be able to fend for yourself. A military, a functioning organised military is a great way of profiling yourself as – hey, we can take care of ourselves, we’re no burden, we have something of value -. I feel that you’ve jumped into the water without first learning how to swim. Bigger fish will get you. Act now!
BELGIUM, WHAT IS IN THE FUTURE?
Anything you want. You are never tied down. Granted, you’ve worked yourself in quite a position. Finding a way out can be hard, but it’s never impossible. You can do so by voting for the person with the right attitude and the right path to action in the next elections. Vote for some change, stray off the road of UK – domination and become yourself again, become the once proud Belgium and show the rest of the eWorld that, even though we are small and lesser populated, our hearts count as least double and can withstand triple the threat.
It’s time to show your neighbours that you really can be worth something. That they can’t take you for granted as their lapdog. Belgium deserves it’s autonomy. Shed the ties of alliancedomination and find out who your real friends are. Vote for the people willing to change, vote for the people bringing in the new ideas, vote for the people who work for the people, rather then reside in their velvet limousines.
The eWorld really is out there, you’ve just got to come together and do what’s right. Imagine what you can do, and you will be able to. Don’t let yourselves be dictated, no longer. Stand up and fight, demand your voice to be heard. Stand up, united, and play this game the way men intended it to play. After all, you’re Belgians for god’s sake, ACT like it (in the good way, of course 😉
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Who knows..why not take the game to THEM and have THEM think something like…..this:
Yes, you can. At the very least, TRY it!
Sincerely yours,
A hopeful fellow man,
Nith
Comments
Let Belgium choose her own path.
Euhm..yeah..exactly what the article is about 🙂 Thanks for the confirmation!
wut
Wow a nice piece but maybe it'd be a better if you published it in Belgium. Are you advertising it there?
Cheers Nith! My sentiments exactly.
Uhm yeah Celtic, it's actually published in Belgium. Thank you for your concern, but I'm quite capable of changing my newspaperlocation back and forth. Doesn't mean because I've already changed it back that it's published in Ireland. Thank you.
wtf? why so snappy??
Snappy? 😛 I thought I was being nice 😛
I even said thank you....! 😛 Truly, appreciated.... 😛
ah I'm just parnoid. No worries 😃
Wow, let the s*** storm begin...
Let's export to eBelgium a good CP ...
c'mon, we have tons of good ones sitting arround old eIreland ...
I love Belgian chocolate! 🙂
The decision to join ENTENTE was reached by congress not the CP, so I don't see the point of your article except to troll.
Don't you get it?
Belgians who want an alliance with EDEN countries, or don't want any alliance at all, are ALL FOREIGN PTO'ers!
True Belgians (even if they're from Russia or the UK) are for Belgian Independence! The only way to secure True Belgian Independence is by allying with Phoenix countries like the UK!
And if that comes down to being the UK's lapdog (which makes them a lapdog to a lapdog), then that is how it should be.
BELGIUM for "BELGIANS" (and if you can say that with a straight face, I'll buy you a beer).
KEEP BELGIUM BRITISH!
(C'mon, they lost the last of their RL empire in the '50's. Can't we just give them Belgium in the game?)
:l
Nithraldur, you are either misinformed or doing your best to misinform others, but either way this article doesn't reflect the current situation of eBelgium or the motivations behind our choices. Even if you don't like the path we've taken, it still doesn't mean that we're taking that path on someone else's orders, and especially not from the eUK - after intense debating our Congress has made the decission to join ENTENTE (with a great majority in favor), and now we don't have to account for that before no one - just accept that and respect our souvereignity.
As to our army, it does suck, but slightly less than it did a month ago, and it will only grow stronger as time passes. But with our low population and young average age we will never become the next eRep superpower, so your criticism is unfounded.
And as a final remark - don't drag us into your feud with the eUK, please.
@JBB
I am going to say the same thing to you that I say to the English trolls:
Stay the hell out of our Country!
Dearest Thor:
I am not in your "country", the UK, Southwest.
But I am subscribed to Nithraldur's excellent newspaper. And I trust an Irishman to know what it's like to be an English colony, even if you don't realize it-- yet.
You'll get it soon- first, the loss of flavor in any food (except beer-- but English beer still can't compare to Belgian beer), then, the lack of dental care. Then, the weather gets worse. As Belgium becomes more and more a part of the UK, it will start to rain ALL THE TIME!
Goddess help you!
Obviously the Irish people are experts on eUK political colonialism given their eRep and RL history, and I of all people have no warm feelings for the eUK (being a former American who knows damn well that the British have a tendency to stab their "friends" in the back). However, anybody who is actually familiar with the political situation in eBelgium understands that the author of this article must have formed his conclusions based on woefully incomplete or inaccurate information.
AT THE VERY LEAST take a moment to read the congressional debates on joining ENTENTE in the eBelgian forums - they are open to the public. If you do, you will find a very rational process of deliberation on this issue in which the Brolliance was considered as a close second option. Moreover, you will find that almost every member of the so-called "American PTO" party (myself being one of them) actually voted FOR entente. Why, you might ask? The answer lies in the reaction of the eUNL ambassador to eBelgium, who expressed deep dissatisfaction with our decision to join ENTENTE and even went as far as to warn us of possible eUK retaliation for our decision (this is also all on the eBelgian forums and open to the public). Although the eUK would rather see eBelgium join ENTENTE than Brolliance, it would MUCH rather see eBelgium join NO ALLIANCE AT ALL than join ENTENTE. This would be the only way its military threats could actually mean anything (As Ireland is finding out now that it is in Brolliance). So if anything, joining ENTENTE was actually an act of REBELLION against the eUK - not an act of submission to the eUK.
I or someone else from our government will probably publish an article in the Irish media in a few days clearing this all up. Until then take some time to check your facts.
Respectfully,
-Stilpo
Former Ambassador to Ireland
A nice piece of propaganda, but so far from the truth I don't know where to begin. Troll much?
funny article is funny
Belgians, you have a forum? You go in them, advertising erepublik! And will the baby-boom. This will be the beginning. Move to Brussels. Look for new alliances.
eIreland has no intentions to drag eBelgium into its feud with the eUK, that automatically happened when former eUK president JamesW imposed that controversial trade embargo. His intention process for imposing this embargo is something that we do not understand. What eBelgians thought about it...let us keep that in the middle, because I do not want to speak for eBelgians.
But as you can see, your relations with the eUK does drag our attention. I have always stated that eIreland supports eBelgium in its Entente alliance joining, as long as our diplomatic status allows us that. eBelgium has its independence to keep in mind, and alliance can be mean to reach a further goal. Enjoy protection while strengthening, both military and socio-economical. I guess there is some shared emotion involved as well, in the struggle from real eBelgians to have an sovereign, strong and independent nation. Because let us be honest, eBelgium has the odds against to maintain this, seeing its history. So everything that can help is welcome, so I do understand your choices. We do not trust the eUK, so everything it does with other nations comes back to us, with the eBelgium idem ditto. I personally think eBelgium misses a certain clarification in its actions on the international scene. However, your willing to improve is a comforting sign. Let this not become into an issue in relations between both our nations. There is no need for contemplation on this.
ps: Stilpo, do you have anyone succeeding you ? The eBelgian embassy is very quiet over here...
Kind Regards
Kheops
eIrish Ambassador to eBelgium
I think people really need to read where I say 'own personal thoughts and produced out of my own motivation'. Don't drag any national politics in it. Publishing something in the 'Irish' media has nothing to do with it, as this is entirely on my own accord. Try to look past your British veil and see that not everything revolves around you. Some people still do have a mind of their own and won't roll over on command.
Don't call me a troll either, this is not trolling. If I were to troll I'd atleast mock you, which I'm not. Keep trying though.
Of course the Brits will do their best to defend themselves and make things look like otherwise then what they really are, all I can do is hope that there are still some sensible people around.
Thanks Barack, for atleast some support and an undertanding view of the cause 😛
Cheers
BELGIË VRIJ!!!!
>>"Publishing something in the 'Irish' media has nothing to do with it, as this is entirely on my own accord."
If you have misconceptions about our decision to join ENTENTE than other eIrish likely do as well. Since we do not have an ambassador to Ireland at the moment, we did not have the chance to explain our decision to the Irish public who have been such good friends to us in the last few months. After reading this article, I feel that we owe them an explanation.
>>"Stilpo, do you have anyone succeeding you? The eBelgian embassy is very quiet over here..."
I have no idea. That is the business of our CP and MoFA. I was forced to resign last month over a policy disagreement wtih my CP. I was under the impression that RayCaptain had been given the post but that obviously didn't work out...
Wha?
Again, I don't really think that the Irish care whatever your decisions are. As I am a real life Belgian I still care what happens over here, which is why this was written. I'm also pretty sure that you can try and throw another reason at 'why' you've joined entente, but I think you'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place when trying to convince the Irish of the goodness of the UK.
@Nithraldur - Nobody is trying to convince anybody the "goodness of the UK". It is about the resiliance and independence of eBelgium.
This is all nonsense. The UK and Belgium have no relations with each other, positive or negative. The UK will not go to war with Ireland or Belgium, no matter what you say, because neither has high resources, nor strategic importance.
And Thore, it's a free media. Anyone can comment, regardless of the arrangement of the pixels under their name.
btw, what is it that you think Britain made Belgium do - join an alliance other than yours?
eUK had no influence on our Congress at the time the decision to join ENTENTE was taken, and it still hasn´t. You´re simply out of context, that´s why this article is inadequate even if it reflects strictly your personal opinion (just as if my personal opinion would be that eJapan is running the show in eIreland, for example 😛).
Daniecox,
You are correct, it is a free media, so I can say stay the same thing to you that I say to the American trolls, stay the hell out of our Country!
"The UK will not go to war with Ireland or Belgium, no matter what you say, because neither has high resources, nor strategic importance." History does not repeat itself ? 😃
We have never been to war with Ireland, even when they occupied our region. The former 'war' with Belgium were done at the request of the Belgians, to free them from the group PTOers.
And Thore, I am not in your country. I am not just saying 'lol epic fail' 'pertamaxxxx' etc, I can actually say relevant things - eg 'The UK will never decalre war', as by being part of the UK and reading the media I know that there are no senior people in our country who want to invade Ireland, opening a load of MPPs for no reason with Poland on our doorstep.
Perhaps Ireland want to rule Belgium and choose for Belgians our alliance ???
Good article Nithraldur. long live Belgium! Fuck PHX!! 😛
Necro alert~
A few points:
1- Nith suggests Belgians should make up their own mind, then proceeds to tell Belgians they're doinitrong when they do just that.
2- Nith claims to be a concerned, benign observer, then wilfully creates a false image of the eUK as the most horrid, naughty, evil country since the eIndo Empire.
3- Nith equates joining the ENTENTE to becoming a UK puppet state.
Wait, what? Find a new bête noire Nith, we're not the bad guys you wish we were.