The Battle of Kosovo REDUX

Day 1,639, 23:25 Published in USA USA by General Cartman Lee

General Cartman Lee(Prince Lazar) dined with his senior commanders and officers the evening before the battle discussing the day to come, and how the INCI invasion of our homeland would be repelled. All free people stood united against this common adversary.

Although outnumbered, the brave forces of liberty stood their ground to defend against the barbarian invaders.

The evil Sultan Murad I(Kemal Ergenekon) was fortunately slain in this battle as our courageous army fought desperately to stop this terrible invasion.

Tragically, even Prince Lazar was murdered in the carnage, a brave and valiant warrior who sacrificed himself in a noble effort to protect his people.

The sinister forces of evil advanced upon our country and occupied and oppressed its people.

But fear not, for all is not lost.... remember that we have something which they do not, and in the end, the occupiers will be driven from our shores!

Oh, and for the INCI and all their American co-conspirators(hmmm, sounds a bit like how they oppressed a huge portion of Europe for 500 years) I am going to make an army of clones of Milos Obilic and send them to you as a gift. 🙂