The Bank of Penguin

Day 1,005, 06:01 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord Penguin

The Bank of Penguin

I’m publishing this in my main newspaper mainly because I got over 300 subscribers. I wish to tell you all that I have just opened up my own bank.
The Bank of Penguin, located here and we offer a Varity of programs to the public.


Safety Deposit Box
Do you need to buy food but your inventory is clogged up with Russian Tanks? Are you stocking up on cheap food but only have 20 places? Well you have a few options.

You can buy and org for 5 gold.

Or you could give admin REAL money for more slots.

Or you could open up a safety deposit box; you simply pay me 2 CAD a week per slot (max 10) or you can buy out a full org for 2 gold for 1 month. This is intended not for long term but until you use up those Russian Tanks! Or maybe you just got a ton of worthless Rifles.


Anonymous Donations
Don’t want the world tracking your monetary or gift giving prowess? Well just go through the Bank of Penguin, I knock 2% off the top of any monetary donation as there is a price for silence, or ask for 2% of the value of the Item if it’s an Item.


Contracts
What we do here at the Bank of Penguin is offer sort of a median for people. Say Person A was buying a Q5 House from Person B, on the black market, Person A can give me his money, and I’ll wait for the house, if the house doesn’t come, then I’ll return the money. And vice versa. Just a way to make the new world a little safer.


Your Savings Account
You can opt to open a savings account with us at the Bank of Penguin, there is no minimum, and no maximum, and a flat rate of 5% per month. When opening an account, you must understand that your assets are locked for the first 2 weeks, while we work with them.
If you take out all your money from the bank then your account will be considered closed and you will not get the monthly interest rate.

Your monthly rate is every 30 days after you open your account.


We hope to see you soon at the Bank of Penguin.
The first 5 customers get a free pen.

Sincerly
James McNamara