The Banana Republic [harvad.edu]

Day 2,035, 20:28 Published in South Africa South Africa by Marmaduke IV


Things are finally heating up and things are getting interesting. At last the people open their eyes and see the Brazilians for what they are. This is not my article. This is our article. The People of South Africa.



NaN is crumbling and at last collapsing like it should have months ago. We have reached the point at which the biggest decision since v1 must be made: CoT or TWO



CoT, aka the circle of traitors, would seek to keep South Africa in Brazilian chains. The imperialistic union of despots would rape and pillage our lands, with Brazil at the helm. Brazil would try to pretend to be friends, but only while they occupy our valuable lands. What would happen once we ask them to return these lands? They would show their true faces. Brazilian friendship worth less than a banana. A moldy, rotten banana.



South Africa's independence will not come easy. It will require new alliances and partnerships. We must look towards our friends, Australia, for inspiration. They made their decision and now we must follow their example.



Break the shackles of Brazilian imperialism.

Thank you,
The Honorable Arch Bishop Dr. Marmaduke Exilious Alphonso IV, Sr, OB/GYN
Congressman, South Africa
Councillor, South African Gold Party




I plan on writing short, but frequent articles on the subject. I appreciate the subs and kind words. In the past month I finally feel like the eSA community is giving me a chance and I thank everyone who hasn't stuck a label on me. No player should have that burden and I would like to apologize to any Macedonian players I may have offended in the past few months as well as the Lazocrats who I feel are sometimes not given the respect they deserve. We don't have to all like eachother, but realize that Brazil is the true enemy and not your fellow citizen.

Also congrats to Cody Caine on his flawless victory for PP of the SAGP. I truly was embarrassed by the results.