The Banana Press : The Banana WAR? Ouch... (International Edition)

Day 737, 20:56 • Published in South Africa Malaysia • by seanlam

Dear lovely eSouth Africa peoples,




What BANANA WAR?



Because of banana, eIndonesia government declared war on us, eMalaysia? Just tell me you want banana, I will give it for free. Please don't destroy my 'rice bowl'.. :'(



Make sure your army didn't destroy my banana farm in Sabah, Sarawak, and Peninsular Malaysia like what you did in the past in Southern Thailand, ok? Deal? 😛

If you wanna help me to defend my banana farm from eIndonesia army please follow the Official instruction from Government's Ministry of Defence.


Regards,
Seanlam,
Researcher of The Banana Survey,
editor-in-chief of The Banana Press,
eMalaysian ambassador for eSouth Africa,
eMalaysian Congressman in Sabah,


p/s: good luck. God bless you all 🙂
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