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Done in a fake australian accent to peeve off natural australians forever.

Ok mateys how do we detect whether there is something up and a PTO is afoot:

1. Go to your front door take deep sniffs. Crikey I detect the smell of a dirty PTO'ER.
2. Follow your nose: Ah ha you slimy PTO'er found you hiding in me basement pretending to be an upstanding citizen of this here valley.
3. Beat up Pto'er: Come here ya slimey Pto'er let me beat the dirty slimey Pto smell right out of your hide with me cricket bat. WAM ! WAM! WAM!. i hit you for a four and a six in one over and your disgusting odor is still here annoying me nostral senses.


Oh so you say how does this apply to eIreland.

1. Go to my front door and take deep sniffs: Oh mateys I am detecting a foul odor in our airways it be coming from that new neighbour.

2. Follow your nose: Ah yes crickey it ist this slimey new neighbour: ring ! ring!: Don Cretin : Howdy! kRIKEY(AUSTRALIAN krakken) "What you be doing here matey with your foul PTO stench Don Cretin " A senior Irish players asked us to protect the babies of Ireland" Krikey: " A old foggey lost his marbles and invited you stinky PTO fellows here?" Don Cretin " Naw"

3. Beat up Pto'er: Krikey : " seems you be saying my nostral senses is wrong foul stinking PTO'er. Let me just get me cricket bat. wAM! WAM! WAM! Crikey I hit you for a four and a six in one over and your foul stench still remain. out out out.