The Army is Still Alive!

Day 533, 20:03 • Published in USA Israel • by Moishe
Continuing in its support of the eUSA Army (and all of the branches that compose the eUSA Military) we are publishing the following article offered forth by General Armandez:

From General Armandez:

To all who are interested, the Army is alive and well. Alright perhaps it is not 100% well but it is still kicking and definitely getting better. With the support of President Scrabman, SecDef Leroy Combs, Chairman of the JCS (and Marine Commandant) Eugene Harlot, and General Istarlan of the National Guard things are on an upswing!

First off we are proud to announce that the Army will be appointing one of its more active Officers to manage our Recruitment Program. We are still working out some kinks but the Army is accepting applications and will be assigning people to active units as fast as we can get to them. We ask the Citizens of the USA to forgive us for our past failings. We will not insult your intelligence by offering lame excuses or trying to toss the blame onto others. All we can ask is that you continue to support us as we work to overcome what has been a long dry spell. For those eager to get going on an Army career, please, fill out the application located on this page. (You will be re-directed to the Recruitment Form.)

While we shall still maintain our Military forums in conjunction with the Marines (Oooh-rah!) and National Guard (Hoooah!) someone from the Army will make a regular appearance on the Official eUSA forums on a regular basis to answer questions and try to handle any problems that may occur. We are only human and problems will most definitely turn up. We are, however, placing a special emphasis on handling these things as expeditiously as possible.

To those who are curious about the change in command all we can say is that stuff happens. This is not the first time the Army has had to change Command. Like all enterprises even in the Army people get burnt out and need a break. Just as it has been true in other offices - like that of Presidents who have chosen to retire after two terms - it is also true in the Army. This has been true since the days of Dishmcds, the Founder of the eUSA Military. It was true when others took the mantle for a while and then had to pass it on due to the extensive demands the job places on the holder. One day it shall happen to me. I hope to have an excellent replacement prepared for that eventuality. I already have some excellent officers and I hope I can count on their assistance during this rebirth.

Concerning some things that we have planne😛 we hope to be able to create a Special Forces Division, perhaps called the “Ranger”, or the e501st, or something truly elite to handle those Military oriented individuals who are waiting to move on to the Marines. Who knows? Perhaps they will even stay with the Army!

We are also planning on assigning a Public Relations Officer to keep people abreast of those things we can announce and still maintain National Security.

So, the Army is alive and well! Recruitment Officer! Public Relations Officer! Advanced Special Forces Division! And all because President Scrabman and his Administration cared enough to keep working with the Army!

Just as our President has said big things are coming our way, so am I. The Army is here to stay!

Hoooah!

Commanding General Armandez
eUSA Army

NOTE: I would like to see all of our Army Officers and Staff comment on this to assure the Citizens of the eUSA that they also appreciate their support. Thanks.