THE ANNALS* OF THE E-SERBIAN CIVIL WAR
Day 1,722, 11:42
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Published in Serbia 
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by The Milliner
FIFTY-THREE DAYS AFTER - Fifty and three days ago, a cruel civil war (the so-called War of the Anus) took place in otherwise peaceful and harmonic land of eSerbia. Multiple men willingly laid their lives on that 1669th day of the New World, so that we all can freely feel gay (note: gay - cheerful, happy, merry, joyful, lively) today. The day after, on e-day 1670, a fabulous victory was achieved, and eSerbia was at peace once more. The victors have marked the 50th day Jubilees for both these events two and three days ago. This hymn, which the SVASHTARA publishes exclusively for its readers, dedicated to both all the aforementioned multiple men who died in the War of the Anus, and the heroes who lived to tell their comrades' stories, was performed at the ceremonies:
( Based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE ** )
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home again,
Annals! Annals!
They'll give him a hard deep welcome then,
Annals! Annals!
Oh, the men will cheer, the boys will shout,
The ladies will, disgusted, rout,
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
Get ready for the Jubilee,
Annals! Annals!
They'll give the hero a three way prix,
Annals! Annals!
They have a present ready now
To put it where the Sun don't shine,
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
On e-day sixteen sixty-nine,
Annals! Annals!
The civil war of Serbs begun,
Annals! Annals!
The pro- and anti- GSU,
Anus purpose in dispute,
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
The anus is for sh*t only,
Annals! Annals!
The GSU - they won't agree,
Annals! Annals!
It suits a different pleasantry
That's where the rivals disagree
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
The anus's glory to restore,
Annals! Annals!
Nail called for multiple voters more,
Annals! Annals!
There were one hundreed and sixty-five
Fabulous gays - multi, alive
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
* Annals - chronicles, memorials
** No harm or disrespect intended to the song or The Civil War - on the contrary, I love the song (though I like the Irish "Johnny I hardly knew ya" which served as inspiration for this patriotic song better); it is only linked here due to the fact that there most probably are people who never heard of it, and they wouldn't know what is this jocular song based on.
( Based on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE ** )
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home again,
Annals! Annals!
They'll give him a hard deep welcome then,
Annals! Annals!
Oh, the men will cheer, the boys will shout,
The ladies will, disgusted, rout,
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
Get ready for the Jubilee,
Annals! Annals!
They'll give the hero a three way prix,
Annals! Annals!
They have a present ready now
To put it where the Sun don't shine,
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all feel gay
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
On e-day sixteen sixty-nine,
Annals! Annals!
The civil war of Serbs begun,
Annals! Annals!
The pro- and anti- GSU,
Anus purpose in dispute,
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
The anus is for sh*t only,
Annals! Annals!
The GSU - they won't agree,
Annals! Annals!
It suits a different pleasantry
That's where the rivals disagree
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
The anus's glory to restore,
Annals! Annals!
Nail called for multiple voters more,
Annals! Annals!
There were one hundreed and sixty-five
Fabulous gays - multi, alive
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
And they'll all shave stones bald
When Johnnnnnnie comes wiggling home.
* Annals - chronicles, memorials
** No harm or disrespect intended to the song or The Civil War - on the contrary, I love the song (though I like the Irish "Johnny I hardly knew ya" which served as inspiration for this patriotic song better); it is only linked here due to the fact that there most probably are people who never heard of it, and they wouldn't know what is this jocular song based on.
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Hahahahaha brate ja ne verujem hahaha svaka cast...koja si ti legenda jbt : D
I had no idea about this eSerbian civil war. I guess it was a closeted affair...
At least now, another article that I read yesterday makes more sense. : ]
This is a satirical text. Back then, a group of eSerbian players tried to TO a "gay" party - the GSU. The RL issues were quick to arise, and we had a full scale fighting, with some harsh words on both sides. ; )
Glas!
I bilo bi dobro da bude na srpskom sledeći put : P
Članak je ubačen na UNeS doc, ukoliko želi, možeš staviti naš baner. o/
Hvala na počastima. ; ) Baner dodat. o/
Sorry Krashnaak, I should have put a 😛😛 after "affair". I knew the article was written with humour. Too bad about the anger back then.
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Yes, I knew you got the fact that it was a jocular text. I only wasn't sure if you were familiar with the "affair" itself. : )
Cheers, best regards. o/
ANALI!
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