The Amfibians congress speach

Day 1,703, 12:38 Published in Norway Norway by Sir Greggory Groda

Your favorite amfibian is hereby pressenting his intention to run for congress. He has seen how congress activity has faded away in the last month, and he wants to do something about it.



But who am this Groda type anyway? He is an old, reliable, experienced, handsom, amfibian politician, wanting to be elected and save Norway from boring doom. He is currently an elected congressman, and the Minister of Immigration. If that wasn't eneugh, he has been a part of the government more time than he can remember, in congress more times than he himself can count. So in other words, he is not that good in math.



He is a real life swede, and should be punished becours of that. He is also intrested in music, games, politics and other more or less intresting stuff. Finaly he is currently working in a toystore.



Mr Groda belives that we should maintain a low immigration rate. and perhaps even close the borders. He is in favour for a training war against the Dutch. He think the Congress Chairman should be tasked with investigating the activity levels in congress, and should be pushing for activity and "nag" on congressmen who fail to attend at the discussions on the congress forums. Mr Groda also belives that you, beutifull you, will find his thoughts and belives to be satisfying, and therefore you will vote for him.



Vote Nye Norge, and vote amfibian in Sorlandet.

Sir Greggory Groda
Amfibian Politician

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