The American/Spanish "alliance"

Day 1,146, 18:31 • Published in USA USA • by Turd Fergusen

Today I would like to talk about you all about Spain.

Spain is a member of Eden and a long time "ally". The question often arises: why the heck are we allied with Spain? Out of convenience? Because they used to be in the same alliance as us? Does anyone seriously even like them? The Spanish have been, sneaky, manipulative, and have always sought to bring America down. In an environment where the USA is free to choose who to be allies with whomever they wish, why choose Spain? They obviously do not like eUSA. Remember back when the US left EDEN? Spain was one of the countries involved in a conspiracy to invade us. They said things like "we need to teach them a lesson" and "stupid America hamburgers arrogance durka durka!" They don't care that we helped them in their invasion of France or that we fight for them in every stupid meaningless European conflict they initiate. They would forsake us in an instant if the situation presents itself. The USA just cannot trust the Spanish. I think the best thing that the USA could do at the moment is to invade Spain

they don't look so tough. I think we can take them.

They are also the mortal enemies of our national religion Dioism. Dioist or not the word of Dio has incredible weight in our government and must be respected. Spaniards were among those to doubt Dio's greatness in his early rise to power back in beta. How can a Dioist country like America ally with those who mock our religion? A country that is enemies with, and has attacked our ally, and Dioist brother Brazil. Brazil on the other hand is a true ally of the USA. In recent times, Brazil has stood by the USA in an attempt to change things and create the alliance PANAM. It has been a success, and we look forward to continued cooperation. Spain on the other hand has shown America nothing but disdain. Trolling American articles, calling us stupid, threatening us, calling us traitors for allying with Brazil. But who are the real traitors? We have never threatened to invade Spain did we?

To the Spanish people. We Americans in general do not like you. It is a fact. We have never really liked you and have never really seen eye to eye in alliance matters. You do not like us either. So why are we keeping up with the silly pretenses of being allies? Why do we bother to sign a MPP every month or so, when deep down we are like "screw those guys". Lets drop these pretenses because both of us know, the knife is coming. Whose back will it land on?